It’s A Friggin Mystery

I found this scary abandoned bike seat at the back of my house the other day (face down by the way). I gotta ask, what happened to the baby?

Honey, I Told You It Was A Pup

You find a sick seal pup on a beach in England while taking a walk, what do you do? Hmm, Sling it over your shoulder, place it in the passenger seat of your car, drive it home, plonk it in the bath and try and feed it a can of tin salmon, that’s what. Oh yeah and then ring Sea Life Sanctuary who pick it up, put it in intensive care in the hope they can bring it back to health.

Ghost Boat Ends Up In Spain

Hello, this is Spain, I hear you lost a pleasure boat? In 2008, Scott Douglas and his brother in law were enjoying a fishing trip off the the coast of Nantucket when a massive storm blew in. The pair eventually had to abandon the 26ft Queen Bee and swim for their lives to shore. Enter 2012. Spanish officials have found the now barnacle and rust covered craft 20 miles off the coast of Spain. Wow, that was some trans Atlantic drift. Unfortunately ,as Mr Douglas has already received an insurance payout for his AWOL craft, technically the boat belongs to Spain. Enjoy!

Psst The journey saw Queen Bee pass New England, Canada, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, across the northern Atlantic, Greenland, Ireland before making a right down the European coast to Spain. Hmm, I bet the guys wished they stayed on the boat during the storm now!!!

Siku The Cutest Abandoned Polar Bear Ever

The cutest abandoned Danish polar bear you will see all day. Is he drunk, for crying out loud?

Hey, Remember The Time We Went To Caesarland?

Kid? That's right, our friggin kid, doh!

Picture this, you are a three year old and your parents have just treated you to a birthday party at Caesarland in Warren with pizza, presents and friends when all of a sudden everyone’s gone except you. No worries, they’ll be back right? Nope. 8 o’clock ticks by, then 8.30, 9.00pm not a sign of them. 36 friggin hours later the father rocks up at Caesarland looking for him, like it’s a friggin child care center! He soon learns his child is safe and sound in the custody of Child Protective Services. Excuse I hear you say? OK, here goes…father thought mother had picked him up (they are separated but live in the same apartment complex) and mother thought he or his grandmother had taken him. Happy birthday kid, your parents might be getting themselves an abandonment charge to remember it by.