What Happens If We Aren’t Alone?

Everybody panic! Remember that scary friggin cloud over Moscow a few weeks ago? Well another one has appeared in Romania. No seriously, I think the aliens are just messing with us now! And while everyone fears the worst and begin packing their doomsday bags, meteorologists say it’s simply a formation known as a “fallstreak [...]

Aliens in Wiltshire

OK, at least there is one thing going for him, he is a police officer. An off duty cop claims he saw aliens (not illegal ones, friggin beam me up Scotty types) after he was out examining a crop circle in Wiltshire. He said he saw three of them, 6ft tall and blond, but when [...]

We Are Not Alone

Target have been asked to pull a Halloween costume off their website after Harry Connick an immigration rights group say it was offensive to immigrants. The costume in question features an alien mask, an orange jumpsuit and a green card. Oh yeah and across the jumpsuit is printed “Illegal Alien”.The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights [...]

Holy Cow Abduction Batman!

OMG, another cow has been abducted by an aliens. It’s true, I swear. There’s a photo. OK, it’s grainy but you can see the cow and the UFO. The photo was shot by a couple in Argentina. Hmm, maybe those aliens are thinking of starting up their own Maccas franchise in space? Come on people [...]

Alien TV Commercials

Oh yes it’s that time of the week when I hunt for funny TV commercials for your entertainment pleasure. Hmm, seeings NASA have been blowing the crap out of the moon in recent days I thought I would find some “space” themed commercials….we are not alone.

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Friggin Loon Thought to Ponder

If it is going to cost $US3 billion to send a man back to the moon, how do the friggin aliens afford it? They are friggin flying all over the place! Geez, they must have a way better economy.

Beam Me Up Hatoyama

Well alrighty then, the new Japanese Prime Minister’s wife, Miyuki Hatoyama, has already got the tongues wagging and her hubby hasn’t even been sworn in. Mrs Hatoyama claims she was abducted by aliens and taken to Venus some 20 years ago. She describes the incident in a recently published book called “Very Strange Things I’ve [...]