Two and a Half Charges

Did Charlie Sheen get far too much into the Christmas spirits? Hmm, he’s in jail, his wife is pissed and Denise Richard’s Christmas just got a whole lot brighter. At present no one knows who started the fight  or who hit whom first but either way, domestic violence doesn’t look good on anyone’s rap sheet.
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Billy Don’t Be A Hero

OK, here’s the thing Billy the kid, if you stand in the middle of the road and block traffic you are going to get your sorry ass arrested. Bremen police in Germany didn’t hesitate in arresting the nuisance goat for disrupting traffic and throwing it in jail. No one has yet stepped forward to claim [...]

Marking His Territory

When Japanese truck driver, Yuuki Oshima, fell head over heels for a woman, he decided to show his undying love by urinating through her mail slot.  Yes, Casanova  pissed through the slot in her door and soaked a towel that was specifically placed there to stop peeping Toms. Police arrested Mr Oshima on Friday who [...]

The Old Scamming Purchase Point Trick!

Here’s the thing websites that don’t have sufficient protections in place, you will get scammed. Two men, Ken Muranaka and Kensaku Ohara (of non- Nigerian backgrounds), reserved up to 28,000 rooms via a popular Japanese shopping site Rakuten.co.jp to earn purchase reward points. The problem was they never turned up, they simply reserved the rooms [...]

Extreme Sex

OK, I don’t really know where to go with this one but Andrew Robert Holland has appeared in court accused of possessing a pornographic image of a person having sex with a tiger. No people, not THAT Tiger, a real one. Mr Holland from Coedpoeth, Wrexham, Clwyd (where ever the hell that is ?) is [...]

You Dirty Rats

Two of I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here stars have been charged with animal cruelty after they decapitated a rat and then fed it with rice to other contestants on the TV reality show. Both Celebrity chef Gino D’Acampo and soap star Stuart Manning were arrested after the RSPCA confronted them last [...]

Iran Are defriending on Facebook

You know Koosha, you shouldn’t have ignored those nasty emails you thought were a prank. No sirree. Iran doesn’t take too kindly to being dissed on Facebook, especially by some Iranian American who still has relis in Tehran. Hmm, the engineer student didn’t think the emails he kept receiving were anything serious. As if anyone [...]

Friggin Elf

Santa’s little helper has been jailed after telling him he was carrying dynamite (that’s friggin naughty!). William C. Caldwell III, who was dressed as an elf but had absolutely no connection to the mall Santa, got in line to have his photo taken with the big guy. Hmm, but before he sat on Santa’s lap [...]

Woolen Socks Are Easier To Run In While Naked

London police have arrested Vincent Mucci after they spotted him running down the street naked except for his woolen socks. No word on what type of socks but they are believed to be holeproof!

Best Secretary Ever!

Thumbs up to Claudia De La Rosa, the Florida secretary who rang the Miami International Airport to call in a bomb threat so her late running boss wouldn’t miss his flight.