Brother Can You Spare Me A Dime?

Holy tax bill Batman. The Australian Taxation Office has sent one of Australia’s wealthiest people a $242 million tax bill. How are them apples. No word on who this individual is but I’d just look for the one who isn’t smiling anymore!
Psst Damn those secret tax havens. Geez and so close to Christmas !!! Bummer.

They Come From A Land Down Under!

Three out of ten Aussie men you shake hands with won’t have washed their hands after going to the toilet!

Big Aussie Brother!

I’m Friggin, Friggin Loon. Wanna be a spy and dob in UK crims from the comfort of your own home thousands of miles away? Well if you live in Australia you can. Yep, a British company is offering cash rewards for Aussies to spot shoplifters and thieves by sitting and watching live UK CCTV footage [...]

Girls Will Be Girls

Hmm, an Australian netball team have been forced to change the name of their team during a tournament because organizers were concerned over a possible double meaning. Huh, what could they possibly see wrong with Master Baiters?

When In Humpty Doo

An Aussie guy who drove drunk, crossed to the wrong side of the road and crashed into a concrete drain in Humpty Doo was left a little red faced. Hmm, despite having minor injuries he and his woman decided it was a good time as any to have sex (it wasn’t like they were going [...]

Crocodile Arrested

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say could be used against you in a court of….WTF. Northern Territory police arrested a crocodile and threw her in jail for several days for loitering! Yes that’s right loitering, the 2m female salty was found hanging around a town at Arrkuluk acting all innocent and [...]

It’s The Ernie Award Winners of 2009

Yay it’s that time of the year again… the Ernie Awards. Brilliant, that’s when it is revealed which Aussie has made the most sexist comment this year.Drum roll please…and the winner is…wait for it…you waiting? The winner is Pastor Danny Nalliah, the head of the Catch the Fire Ministries with this little beauty. “God’s conditional [...]

See Ya, Don’t Want To Be Ya

Patricia Carol Toia (31) was told to get her sorry ass out of the colony and go back from whence she came…New Zealand… after wreaking havoc down under. The one woman crime wave arrived in Australia at the age of one and at that stage everything was looking dandy, but things took a turn for [...]

Hello, I Have An Emergency Here!

Ahhh and here I was thinking it was an American phenomenon. A woman in Australia has been charged with making false calls after she rang 000 (Aussie for 911) because her DVD wasn’t working. It is claimed Julia Duggan didn’t just stop at once, she continually rang wanting someone to fix it ( well could [...]

Doors May Have To Be Made A Little Wider!

It must be “obese people being lifted out by crane” week. In Germany an overweight woman had to be craned out from her home in Bottrop after all atempts failed to get her through the door. The woman who weighed 250kg (550lb) was placed on a stretcher and lowered from a top floor window to [...]