Seriously? I was going about my daily beeswax searching for some outrageous stories to post when I hit a link to this website. Imagine my surprise….. Australia? Abuse? Multiple groups? Spam? Hello rest of the world , we haven’t even got a decent broadband network, let alone access to large quantities of Viagra. Sheez, some people!
Sheik Yahya Safi, an IMAN at Australia’s biggest mosque, has issued a fatwa against Christmas. He has warned his followers it is a “sin” to wish people a Merry Christmas and that a “Muslim is neither allowed to celebrate the Christmas Day nor is he allowed to congratulate them.” So much for you multiculture tolerance speech Prime Minister!!!!! . Seems tolerance only goes one way. Hello, Australia is predominantly Christian country, like it or not. You don’t see anyone protesting against Ramadan.
You know what I hate ? When a three year old finds a nest of eggs in his yard, carts them to his room and puts them in a container in his wardrobe only to have them hatch out a clutch of …. seven baby eastern brown snakes (one of the most venomous species in the world). His mother discovered the hatchlings after opening his wardrobe and spying them squirming around inside the container. An Aussie wildlife expert said the family were lucky the boy didn’t play with them because the darn things are extremely aggressive and are pretty much deadly.
Wait, you forgot your briefcase
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi. If you’re a bureaucrat and go on a business trip and get injured while having sex in a motel, that’s worker’s compensation right there. The woman, who got clonked in the face by a glass fitting during a sex romp, took the matter to the Federal Court and won the right for compo. Well I’ll be.
Psst Thanks to Craig Berry for reminding everyone how cool it is to live in Oz.
A dingo stole my handbag
After the bad rap dingoes got for taking babies, they have know refocused and are stealing handbags instead. A British woman was minding her own beeswax on a beach in NSW when a dingo sided up to her and grabbed her handbag before running off into the bush. His haul netted him thousands of dollars worth of jewellery and cash. Local rangers later shot the dingo dead but not before he had managed to hide his stash. Seems he was notorious for stealing personal property from caravan parks in the area. Good luck with your insurance claim lady.
Holy crap, the apocalypse is nigh, Julia Gillard said so. Run for your lives. I know a little place in France….
I don’t care who you are or what you are protesting, this type of behaviour is unAustralian and should NEVER be tolerated. Friggin DISGRACEFUL!!!!!!
Up to 400 protestors stormed the streets of Sydney angry at a US film that supposedly depicts Mohammad as a womanizer and pedophile. This film was made by some Christian religious group and placed on YouTube. I have no idea why they are killing innocent people and attacking Americans for something they were not even affiliated with.
Um no, you can’t have your 20 year murder sentence reduced because you are now a woman. Gosh!
Want sauce with that?
Holy half eaten fairy bread Batman. According to some woman’s mag, Octomom (aka woman with way too many kids, aka Nadya Suleman) is heading down under to LIVE!!!!! NO!!!!! And yes, she is bringing her brood. Dear god, she’ll be straight down to the unemployment office where they’ll probably hand her $100 per kid per week, which makes that a cool $1,400 a week, plus all the other fringe benefits that come with being unemployable. Oh the inhumanity of it all!!!!