Shawstink Redemption

A man in Modesto had two options, get arrested by police or flee into a hotel septic tank. He chose the latter. Despite police and emergency crews trying to coax him out of the sewage he refused to budge unless his mom told him to do so. Enter mom on speaker phone who told him to get the hell out of there. He complied but refused to be hosed down so police did what they had to do, instead of arresting him they handed him over to a family member who had arrived at the scene . Hmm, your stinking problem now!

All That Effort For What?

How far would you go to avoid a minor fraud charge in Mexico? Hmm, well Aaron Vera Morales underwent a sex change operation, beat that! Yes, when the man who had defrauded a government health agency was caught, police discovered he had a new female identity.  Hmm, couldn’t have been a great job considering he got caught! It is believed he had plastic surgery to alter his face but no one is saying if he went all the way. It’s not illegal in Mexico to change gender identity, so he won’t be facing false ID charges at least.  Oh boy, I hope for his/her sake he went all the way because you know how the men love pretty boys in the slammer!

Psst Thought this story was strange? Try the one about the man who was caught by his daughter having sex with a blow up doll and then got his wife to try and fake his death so he could have a sex change operation. Sheez, crazy mixed up world!

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