Baby Found In Sewer Pipe

Of all the most disturbing things I have read over the years, this one pretty much takes the cake. Some lowlife parents of a newborn baby flushed him down a toilet because they didn’t want him. Fortunately residents in the apartment building reported the sound of a baby crying in a sewer pipe and called authorities. The baby was eventually extracted from the 4 inch wide pipe and remains in a stable condition despite being covered in crap. No word on who the parents are.

Psst China

Bad Parenting 101

OK, one more time people, leaving your baby in a car while you go shopping is wrong. Pinning a note on the child’s blanket reading ‘My mum’s in doing the shopping, call her if I need anything’ is nothing short of pure genius. Hello, could it get anymore awesome than shopping in peace with the knowledge that if anything goes wrong with your bubs, some random will ring your cellphone. Introducing carpark creche.

Psst New Zealand

Want sauce with that?

Hero Dog

Baby the pit bull is being hailed a hero after it rescued not only a family from their burning home but also the pets. The two sisters were woken up by Baby barking and jumping on them just as the fire was shooting down the hallway, giving them just enough time to escape. After seeing them to safety, Baby raced back into the burning building and rescued his 5 other canine companions, one of which he had to grab by the neck and drag out . I’m guessing he’s gonna be getting some Scooby snacks.

Unbaby

Breaking News - OMG, another Kimmy has baby news, Kimmy Jong Un has just become a daddy for the second third first time. Bless, a new little Kimmy for the world to ponder. Hmm, I bet he won’t be changing diapers.

An Eagles’s Got My Baby

Sheez, this poor dad would have some explaining to do if the eagle succeeded.

Boo Baby Red Panda

Poor little critter got the beejezus scared out of him by an enormous welly boot . Silly little thing!!!

What Is That Smell?

Oh the dilemma, if you were a bus driver and a baby pooped in his diaper sending a stench throughout the bus, would you a) kick the mother and the smelly snowflake off the bus b) ask everyone to open the windows or c) hold your breath?  Well, to avoid being featured in a news story I wouldn’t pick a) for starters. Seems the woman, who was 4 months pregnant, was taking her sick child to the doctors when the pooping began.  This inevitably lead to the female driver , who could take no more, saying ‘your baby … smells really bad. And it’s not fair that we all have to smell that.’ before kicking her off. The woman then had to traipse a mile and a half  on foot with the sick bub to the doctors. Lucky doctor. Needless to say mother is pissed.

Excuse Me, Is That a Baby In Your Bag?

OK, you might want to scratch stuffing your five month old baby into your carry on luggage because  that’s an arresting right there. Just ask the Egyptian couple who got busted when bubs showed up on an airport x-ray scan. The couple, who were originally being held at UAE immigration because they didn’t have a visa or passport for the child, decided to smuggle the baby in their bag when the staff changed at the end of the shift.

Psst Should be grateful it was in their carry on. I hear it gets very cold in the baggage hold!!!

It’s official, the DINGO took the baby

OK, you finally got me!!!

A coroner has finally put to rest the death of baby Azaria at Uluru in 1980. The dingo did it. Yep, it’s official, the death certificate of Azaria Chamberlain can now be changed. Lindy Chamberlain (now Chamberlain-Creighton) who was originally jailed for the baby’s murder and ex hubby Michael Chamberlain, who was charged as being an accessory after the fact, were both exonerated after a royal commission in 1987. However, the cause of Azaria’s death was never officially determined . Now at least there is finally some closure.

Background – In 1980, while the Chamberlains  were staying  at a popular camping ground at Uluru, a dingo crept into the tent where baby Azaria and her two brothers were sleeping and dragged the 9 week old out by its jacket. Lindy cried out that a “dingo’s got my baby”. Despite an extensive search no trace of Azaria was ever found except for a torn baby’s jacket. Suspicion soon turned to the Chamberlains and they were later sent to trial and found guilty of Azaria’s murder. The pair were later exonerated after Lindy served several years in jail. The case divided the nation.

Raising Arizona

Yes, about that 5 week old baby found strapped in a baby seat in the middle of the road in Arizona. It seems his 19 year old mother had forgotten she had placed him on the roof of her car before driving off. By the time she realized her bub was missing and got her friends to retrace her steps the police were looking for her. She later admitted she had been smoking marijuana.