Is it me or did I just hear on the news Julia Gillard’s government is sending Baked Beans and Tim Tams to Tsunami victims in Japan ? Hmm, that should please them no end! You can always count on the Aussies to dump their crap on some unsuspecting victims.
Psst Tim Tams is a chocolate coated cookie.
Nothing left to say really!
How do you piss off Austria and Germany all at the same time? Put less baked beans in their tins of Heinz for starters. Ooh and then when that is complete, you might want to think about watering down the sauce, just to let them know who’s boss! A study by an Austrian newspaper has discovered that the tins of Heinz baked beans sold in Germany and Austria (known as Heinz Gebackene Bohnen) contains less beans than those sold in the UK. Whats more they also discovered it’s sauce has been significantly watered down. Hmm, considering the UK sells 1.5 million friggin cans of the stuff a day (yes a day) it’s no wonder they aren’t going to share the recipe or be prepared to lose the title of “baked bean capital of the world”. All’s fair in love and war. Lets all fart to that!
Filed under Denial, Friggin Research, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing
