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Trappers in South Carolina were surprised when they cut open a 13ft alligator and found a soccer ball, 2 baseballs, a tennis ball, 53 fishing lures, heaps of lead sinkers, a beer can, two turtles and a smaller gator in his stomach. Seriously, they need to clean that swamp.
The “unluckiest man” award this week goes to the Spanish dude who got struck in the scrotum by lightning. I kid you not, he was walking down the street in Madrid minding his own beeswax when kaboom, the bolt went through his pants, zapping his balls before traveling down his legs and through to the footpath. Hmm, evidently his brain wasn’t affected by the lightning, which is surprising, considering most men think with their….ah never mind. The guys OK, though he may be walking bow legged for awhile.
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A woman in Seattle has been charged with third-degree domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s balls so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Ouch! Hmm, want look good on your resume Jennifer Kolone.
Ok loons, what creature has the biggest testicles (relative to body weight) in the world? No, no, no, it’s not Madeleine Albright for goodness sakes! If you guessed the tuberous bushcricket take a bow, if you guessed the fruit fly you need to stop reading your friggin encyclopedia and get with the program. Evidently the tuberous bushcricket’s balls take up the whole of their abdomen, 14% of their body mass.Yeah, yeah, yeah but having the biggest balls doesn’t mean jack, these bushcrickets have smaller ejaculations than other species with smaller testicles. My god, who is doing these tests …and HOW? You can read more about the big balled cricket here.
OK, here’s the thing Dale Morris, whacking your hubby with a crowbar in the balls will get you an aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment charge for sure. Evidently the incident was sparked by a note left by her husband. When he arrived home he was welcomed with a crowbar to the crotch and head. Sheez, I wonder what the note said?
You know I hate to say it, but these dumbasses deserve what they get….a high octave voice for life!