Posts Tagged as ‘bank robber’

December 15, 2009

Dumbass Bank Robber

No seriously dumbass robbers, don’t use your car when participating in a bank robbery especially if it has personalized number plates. James Snell was arrested after a witness saw him steal a drain cover used to smash the bank window and remembered the BMW’s rego “J4MES”.

December 2, 2009

Tardy Dumbassed Bank Robber

You know what I hate? When you decide to rob a bank and arrive 6 minutes late only to find it closed, I really hate that! Some guy wielding a gun entered the first set of doors at 5.36 not realizing the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha was closed. Of course the staff laughed their [...]

November 26, 2009

Will They Ever Learn?

How many times do I have to go over this dumbass robbers.Do not and I repeat do not rob a friggin bank when you live five doors down. Urgh, Christopher Walker attacked a cash-in-transit security guard with a stick outside Lloyds bank in Birmingham and then took off with £25,000 in cash. Problem was he [...]

November 25, 2009

It Always Ends in Tears

These new age sensitive bank robbers have got to toughen up for goodness sakes! The “Doom and Gloom” bandit entered the Santa Barbara Bank & Trust handed over a note and threatened to kill people, before leaving in a flood of tears, despite the fact he had a bag full of money. Geez, what do [...]

November 21, 2009

A Bank Robber’s Excellent Adventure

You know what I friggin hate? When you rob a bank and then while you are making your escape on public transport ie a bus, the friggin dye pack explodes! I really friggin hate that! Worse still, I hate it when you finally get to your seedy hotel room, covered in friggin red dye and [...]

November 18, 2009

I Could Remember That Breath Anywhere!

Oh dear god, there could be nothing worse than a friggin bad breathed bank robber. No seriously, that’s gross. Florida police are on the lookout for a man with “notably bad breath” who fled the TD Bank branch in South Florida with an orange Halloween bag full of cash then zoomed off in his white [...]

November 18, 2009

Friggin Geezer Bandit

If you happen to be standing in line at a bank in San Diego with some old geezer, odds are he’s a friggin bank robber. Dubbed the “Geezer Bandit” the 70 something man is responsible for at least 5 hold ups. Hmm, he’s good, real good.  Geez,  he’s  probably got Brain Training on DS. Anywho [...]

November 10, 2009

Dumbass Bank Robber

Lloyd Virgil Barclay had it all worked out, he put a rotten banana in his pocket to make it look like he had a gun then wrote a series of notes before walking into the Bethlehem bank and robbing it. If he only had remembered to take his wallet off the counter before he left. [...]

October 31, 2009

Dumbass Bank Robber Of The Week

What has a curly wig, red lipstick, pretty dress , a fake homemade bomb made out of vegetable cans and really bad luck? Johnny Ray Bibbins. Johnny was arrested this week after attempting to rob a bank dressed like a woman. Police had no trouble identifying him, because he did pretty much the same thing [...]

October 2, 2009

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

Here’s the thing would-be bank robbers, make sure you write your threatening note nice and neatly or the teller wont be able to read it. A woman walked into Wells Fargo bank in Hillsboro and handed the teller a near illegible note which read  “Need $300 or I’ll kill you”. The teller took one look [...]