Dumbass Bank Robber

No seriously dumbass robbers, don’t use your car when participating in a bank robbery especially if it has personalized number plates. James Snell was arrested after a witness saw him steal a drain cover used to smash the bank window and remembered the BMW’s rego “J4MES”.

Tardy Dumbassed Bank Robber

You know what I hate? When you decide to rob a bank and arrive 6 minutes late only to find it closed, I really hate that! Some guy wielding a gun entered the first set of doors at 5.36 not realizing the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha was closed. Of course the staff laughed their [...]

Will They Ever Learn?

How many times do I have to go over this dumbass robbers.Do not and I repeat do not rob a friggin bank when you live five doors down. Urgh, Christopher Walker attacked a cash-in-transit security guard with a stick outside Lloyds bank in Birmingham and then took off with £25,000 in cash. Problem was he [...]

It Always Ends in Tears

These new age sensitive bank robbers have got to toughen up for goodness sakes! The “Doom and Gloom” bandit entered the Santa Barbara Bank & Trust handed over a note and threatened to kill people, before leaving in a flood of tears, despite the fact he had a bag full of money. Geez, what do [...]

A Bank Robber’s Excellent Adventure

You know what I friggin hate? When you rob a bank and then while you are making your escape on public transport ie a bus, the friggin dye pack explodes! I really friggin hate that! Worse still, I hate it when you finally get to your seedy hotel room, covered in friggin red dye and [...]

I Could Remember That Breath Anywhere!

Oh dear god, there could be nothing worse than a friggin bad breathed bank robber. No seriously, that’s gross. Florida police are on the lookout for a man with “notably bad breath” who fled the TD Bank branch in South Florida with an orange Halloween bag full of cash then zoomed off in his white [...]

Friggin Geezer Bandit

If you happen to be standing in line at a bank in San Diego with some old geezer, odds are he’s a friggin bank robber. Dubbed the “Geezer Bandit” the 70 something man is responsible for at least 5 hold ups. Hmm, he’s good, real good.  Geez,  he’s  probably got Brain Training on DS. Anywho [...]

Dumbass Bank Robber

Lloyd Virgil Barclay had it all worked out, he put a rotten banana in his pocket to make it look like he had a gun then wrote a series of notes before walking into the Bethlehem bank and robbing it. If he only had remembered to take his wallet off the counter before he left. [...]

Dumbass Bank Robber Of The Week

What has a curly wig, red lipstick, pretty dress , a fake homemade bomb made out of vegetable cans and really bad luck? Johnny Ray Bibbins. Johnny was arrested this week after attempting to rob a bank dressed like a woman. Police had no trouble identifying him, because he did pretty much the same thing [...]

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

Here’s the thing would-be bank robbers, make sure you write your threatening note nice and neatly or the teller wont be able to read it. A woman walked into Wells Fargo bank in Hillsboro and handed the teller a near illegible note which read  “Need $300 or I’ll kill you”. The teller took one look [...]