Ewh, what’s red and black and lies in a bathtub? A dead top-secret British spy in a sports bag. It’s all a bit hush hush at the moment but the body of a man found in a London flat is believed to have been working for MI6 (Brits Secret Intelligence Service). Police discovered the partially decomposed remains in a sportsbag in a bathtub after friends became concerned about his whereabouts. Some reports are claiming the murder scene showed signs of being ritualistic in nature.
UPDATE Police have released the name of MI6 agent found dead in the bathtub, he was Gareth Williams. Authorities are concerned that a missing laptop could contain state secrets.