A Norwegian mother bear and her three cubs broke into a cabin and got wasted on 100 cans of beer before trashing the place. The party ended after they smashed the beds, oven, cupboards, shelves and kitchen appliances.
Psst Hang on just a minute, the owners say the bears also ate all their marshmallows, honey and chocolate spread …. FRAZ!!!!!!!
Hmm, just when you thought it was safe to get beached with a New Zealand whale, a new cartoon has reared it’s ugly head. Eh bro.
OMG, being a Hizbul Mujahideen militant can sometimes be a bitch, especially if you hide in a cave frequented by friggin bears. Hmm, seems two commanders decided to make there hide-out in a cave in Darwal Nar in Pir Panjal. What they didn’t know was it was already being occupied by some very nasty bears who didn’t take too kindly to terrorists. Needless to say the militants were mauled to death before they could so much as mutter WTF!
Psst The real bummer was their bodies were discovered next to two Ak 47 rifles and some ammunition. See, told you it can be a bitch!