Hungry? Well, why not hide from the Kentucky Valumarket staff during closing time and then have the biggest booze and food party for one, EVER. The dude power drank his way through numerous cans of beer , then cooked himself 6 steaks and shrimps before finishing it off with birthday cake. He later climbed up on the rafters to sleep it off. Hmm, in fact that’s where the police found him the next morning.
A nun has been caught on CCTV stealing beer. Hmm, now that’s a bad habit. Dear god, where did she put the beer, it must be cold?
Oh my, a German waiter did a whoopsie and ended up spilling 4 beers down the back of German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s neck, coat, back and hair.The unfortunate waiter then topped off the incident by saying “shit”. Sheez, if he did that in 1944, he’d be goose stepping to hell.
I didn’t know you could ring 911 to get beer delivered? Hmm, evidently not. Raymond Roberge got arrested after he rang 911 three times on a Sunday asking for someone to go pick him up some beer and drop it off at his place. Seems the sale of alcohol is banned in Connecticut on Sunday and he was desperate.
Beer, the nectar of the gods, has saved the life of a horse with a bad case of colic. Steve Clibborn thought his prized endurance horse Diamond Mojo was a goner after it began suffering from colic. However in a last ditched effort to save the ailing creature Steve decided to try an old bush remedy, beer. Soon after pouring a can of XXXX into the horse’s mouth it let out a gigantic burp, then viola, the horse began improving. So down went another few cans of XXXX and within a few days the horse was as right as rain…..pissed, but as right as rain.
OK, one more time people, don’t be ringing 911 over and over again because your mom won’t give you back you beers, the police don’t friggin care. OK, they do when you friggin persist, but they have a deterrent for that, they’ll arrest your sorry drunk ass and charge you, fool. Charles Dennison, 32, told the 911 operator if they didn’t arrest his mom for taking his beers he would continue ringing. I guess mama got the last laugh.