Hungry? Well, why not hide from the Kentucky Valumarket staff during closing time and then have the biggest booze and food party for one, EVER. The dude power drank his way through numerous cans of beer , then cooked himself 6 steaks and shrimps before finishing it off with birthday cake. He later climbed up on the rafters to sleep it off. Hmm, in fact that’s where the police found him the next morning.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
A nun has been caught on CCTV stealing beer. Hmm, now that’s a bad habit. Dear god, where did she put the beer, it must be cold?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
The most inappropriate beer name goes to the Beachy Head Brewery in England, after naming their festive brew “Beachy Head Christmas Jumper”. Reason? Beachy Head is a notorious suicide spot.Awkward. The brewery in its defence say the beer name is referring to Santa’s jumper (sweater) not people who have jumped.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Thirsty work
OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to exert your energy by chiseling and sawing your way through a shop wall and refrigerator to steal alcohol, make sure you take more than a 12 pack for crying out loud! A man in Bridgeport broke into a deli by sawing through a wall and the back of fridge to steal a 12 pack of beer. Rui J. Rua was later caught by police in his car downing a bottle.
Finally a multitasking bank robber, sheez, I was starting to loose faith in humanity. A man in Springfield was seen sipping on a beer whilst running away from a bank he allegedly robbed. Unfortunately the dude’s excellent adventure came to a grinding halt after the red dye pack the teller had slipped into his bag of fake bills went kaboom and covered him in red dye. Police took him back to the bank so a witness could identify him. Doh!
I didn’t know you could ring 911 to get beer delivered? Hmm, evidently not. Raymond Roberge got arrested after he rang 911 three times on a Sunday asking for someone to go pick him up some beer and drop it off at his place. Seems the sale of alcohol is banned in Connecticut on Sunday and he was desperate.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass
Shouldn't have poured it over his Cheerios!
A Marlborough brewery company, Moa, in New Zealand have been labeled irresponsible for their attempt at cornering a niche market in beer. Yes, they plan to launch a breakfast beer this week. The cherry flavored wheat lager contains 5.5% alcohol (more than my Weetbix) and will add an alternative to the classic champagne breakfast . So what’s wrong with a little hair of the dog?
Beer, the nectar of the gods, has saved the life of a horse with a bad case of colic. Steve Clibborn thought his prized endurance horse Diamond Mojo was a goner after it began suffering from colic. However in a last ditched effort to save the ailing creature Steve decided to try an old bush remedy, beer. Soon after pouring a can of XXXX into the horse’s mouth it let out a gigantic burp, then viola, the horse began improving. So down went another few cans of XXXX and within a few days the horse was as right as rain…..pissed, but as right as rain.
Hello operator...
OK, one more time people, don’t be ringing 911 over and over again because your mom won’t give you back you beers, the police don’t friggin care. OK, they do when you friggin persist, but they have a deterrent for that, they’ll arrest your sorry drunk ass and charge you, fool. Charles Dennison, 32, told the 911 operator if they didn’t arrest his mom for taking his beers he would continue ringing. I guess mama got the last laugh.
