Sneaky!

OK ladies,  those ThighMasters must really work. An Asian woman waltzed into a Doncaster shop in South Yorks and waddled out with a safe between her legs in a daring robbery. The CCTV shows 5 gang members distracting the staff while the woman enters a restricted area of the shop, changes out of her pants into a skirt and places the safe between her legs before struggling to walk out. The safe contained £30,000 in cash and gold jewelry.

Want sauce with that?

If She Only Used Her Skill For The Good of Mankind

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Here is a party trick from hell. A woman in Louisiana has been arrested after she was caught stealing a 12 pack of beer by hiding it between her legs! Lisa Newsome was seen on a security camera shoving the Miller Lite and a couple of sodas up her dress in a grocery store before attempting to waddle out with it. Ah bless, Ms Newsome is well known to police with over 40 arrests under her dress belt.

Psst Hmm, you might want to think twice before accepting a drink from her!