Want to know how to ruin a kid’s party? Hmm, invite a professional fire breather who accidentally sets her face on fire. I can’t believe I’m going to say this but, they should have hired a friggin clown!!!!
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Hey, Remember The Time We Went To Caesarland?
Kid? That's right, our friggin kid, doh!
Picture this, you are a three year old and your parents have just treated you to a birthday party at Caesarland in Warren with pizza, presents and friends when all of a sudden everyone’s gone except you. No worries, they’ll be back right? Nope. 8 o’clock ticks by, then 8.30, 9.00pm not a sign of them. 36 friggin hours later the father rocks up at Caesarland looking for him, like it’s a friggin child care center! He soon learns his child is safe and sound in the custody of Child Protective Services. Excuse I hear you say? OK, here goes…father thought mother had picked him up (they are separated but live in the same apartment complex) and mother thought he or his grandmother had taken him. Happy birthday kid, your parents might be getting themselves an abandonment charge to remember it by.
