Yeah, about that BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, according to Al Jazeera the area is now brimming with eyeless shrimp, sore oozing fish and various mutant creatures. Hmm, but according to BP” Seafood from the Gulf of Mexico is among the most tested in the world, and, according to the FDA and NOAA, it is as safe now as it was before the accident.” So who are ya gonna believe????
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Attention BP PR department, can you tell the BP ships to quit burning oil soaked turtles and wildlife alive, the public are getting quite disturbed by it all, thanks!
BP say pretty much “holy crap”. The top kill has failed to stop the Gulf oil leak and they are now currently seeking other options (like how to get the top execs into witness protection!).Top kill, for those of you not following the catastrophe, is where they try and pump mud into the crippled well to stop the oil.
Psst When this is all over, I wonder how much BP are going to slug us at the bowser, to pay for THEIR mess?
Gosh, those PR people at BP are such kidders….