Hey men in Britain, you may want to mark your dodgy testicle with a permanent marker when having it removed. Seems NHS has forked out over $1 million dollars in damages over the last 4 years due to surgeons removing the wrong one. Just saying.
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Just a little advice from the Loon, if you don’t want the eternal flame on the Olympic torch to blow out, don’t take it white water rafting. I’m just saying. This is the third time the Brits have managed to accidentally extinguish the flame.
Shin kicking championships anyone? Dear god it’s bad enough when someone gets me with a shopping trolley!!!!
OK people, the key to building a replica Bronze Age boat is making it stay afloat, I’m just saying. A team of specialist archaeologists, who had spent 3 months painstakingly building a half sized replica of a 1500BC boat, were somewhat bemused when they lowered it into the Dover Harbour only to watch it take on water straight away. Hmm, sounds more like they built a stone age boat!
Guess who wants to come and live in England with her five kids and meet the Royal family? Amal Abdulfattah al-Sadah, that’s who! Come on, you know her loons, think? It’s Osama Bin Laden’s missus, the one that took a bullet trying to save him from the navy seals. She’s been booted out of Pakistan and wants to claim asylum in Britain because basically the rest of the world don’t want her. Her brother said “She wants to live a peaceful life now. I will convince Amal that she must stop contacts with al-Qaeda.” A cup of tea, love?