Epic Burglarly Fail

Oh for goodnesss sakes people, when robbing a house please make sure the woman you choose isn’t babysitting your kids. Raul Gaucin-Valenzuela and his friend planned to rob a friend of his ex-wife but it was foiled when the men bumped into Gaucin-Valenzuela kid’s who instantly recognized him,despite his face being covered by a bandana.

A Serial Dumbass

Randy Eugent Cliett isn’t no ordinary burglar, nope he is the dumbass reoffending type, the one that never learns his lesson. Mr Cliett was extracted from a ventilation system at La Placita Mexico supermarket in Haines City, the same supermarket he was busted breaking into 5 years prior. Cliett was heard screaming his little heart [...]

Congratulations Dumbass Burglar of the Week

A Chinese burglar was left more than red faced when he tried crawling through a small hole in a barn wall. The hole was regularly used by the farmer’s pet dog mainly to steal chickens. The would-be thief had managed to wedge himself so tight in the barn wall he was unable to move. When [...]

Lost By a Nose

If you know of anyone missing the tip of their nose, Tuscumbia police want to have a word with you. Reason? Some dumbassed burglar broke into a house and woke up the occupants, who then attacked him and bit off his nose!  Police later retrieved the chunk of organ and are keeping it as evidence.! [...]

Grease Is The Word!

If you know of a bald, clumsy guy covered in grease you might want to give the police a buzz. When staff arrived at the Palumbo’s Pizzeria in  Stroudsburg  after a robbery, they raced to the security camera to check the video. This is what they found. An extremely clumsy bald dude trying to poop [...]

Like Father Like Son

A father and son got themselves rolling drunk and decided to rob a house. Unfortunately for the son the noise woke the owner and he was forced to hide under a bed. Meanwhile daddy had managed to escape. As the sun began to rise, the owner’s wife found the 19 year old passed out in [...]

And We Have a Winner

Jonathon Parker of Fort Loudoun decided that while he was robbing a house he would quickly use the victim’s computer to check his Facebook page (as you do).  Only problem was, the bugger forgot to log out. Unfriggin lucky. Enter police and one de-friending.
Psst You should have used Twitter you twit!

Crime Does Pay

OK here’s the thing people, it’s bad enough to wake up and find your house is being burgled, it’s another to have the burglar come back while the police are there to steal the TV he left in the yard. Steve Fluegge sprung the burglar in the early hours of Friday morning rummaging through his [...]

How Do You Expect Me To Burgle In This Mess?

Friggin finicky Swedes. Police in Paarp, Sweden, are looking for a thief who likes to surf porn in a clean environment. When the owner of an office discovered he had been burgled he found one of his computers still on and displaying several pornography sites. On further inspection he also spotted a note complaining about [...]

You Did Friggin What?

Ewh no, please say it isn’t so! Manuel Gonzalez was so remorseful about breaking into his neighbors home he fessed up to her. OK, he wasn’t so remorseful about the burglary as he was about cutting his public hair in her home and then leaving the trimmings. Yes, his pubes! Awkward.Of course she rang the [...]