Move over Estee Lauder we have a new scent in town and it will make you hungry for more….introducing “Eau de Pizza Hut”. Yes, the tantalizing stench scent of a “box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened”. Pizza Hut Canada have just released 110 bottles of the pizza smelling perfume and some lucky Facebook fans will be receiving them. Awesome.
Psst I’m holding out for the garlic bread scent.
Filed under Er Gross !, Well I Never
OMG, a 7.7 earthquake has just rocked Canada and there is a tsunami warning, eh. Reports of beer going fizzy and bacon jumping off plates was the first indicator something was up. The epicentre was near the Queen Charlotte Islands.
Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never
You might be fooled into thinking this is a plot to a grisly thriller (ala American Psycho), but the Canadian Conservative Party office in Ottawa aren’t laughing, they received a human foot in the mail. A human hand was later intercepted at a post office in Ottawa and a torso in Montreal. The culprit is believed to be Luka Rocco Magnotta, a washed up porn star. Magnotta , who once dated a serial killer, is believed to have fled the country. Police suspect that a video, which has been circulating on the net showing a man being stabbed with an ice pick and being dismembered while the soundtrack to America Psycho is playing in the background, may be the actual murder. Holy horror movie Batman.
PSST By the way Loons, for all the latest on this and ever other serial killer out there, go to Psychowatchers blog Real Life Monsters.
A word of warning when going to the toilet in Canada, you might want to avoid moaning and yelling or your concerned neighbor might just ring 911 and that would be really embarrassing, now wouldn’t it? A neighbor feared the worse when she heard cries from the depths of hell coming from a basement apartment, so rang police. The police rushed over and knocked on the door several times before a red faced man answered explaining he had some toilet troubles.
Make it stop!!!!
You know the mysterious humming that has been driving everyone nutty over in Windsor, Ontario? Hmm, yeah, well it seems the sound is coming from Michigan! Yes indeedy, they have pin pointed the low-frequency, rumbling noise, now known as the Windsor hum, to Zug Island, an industrial site. Despite numerous attempts by Canadian official to discuss the matter with the US, it has been met with a tranquil silence.
Whoopsie daisy, Hamilton morning TV viewers in Canada got a little surprise when hardcore gay pornography appeared on their screens for a good minute. Fingers are pointing at a cable provider who accidentally patched it through. Awkward, eh? (for some most).
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
Whatever you do Loons, don’t figgin give birth while holidaying in Canada. An Aussie woman has got herself a whopping million dollar medical bill thanks to her little bub Piper. Ms Evans went into premature labour as she was about to board a plane out of Canada, three months later she was still there (in hospital that is) with the bill just ticking away. Seems her travel insurance won’t cover her labour or the baby’s hospital care. Hmm, so lets see, $8120 a day for 90 days, plus doctors and specialists bills…hand me a martini!!! Oh but don’t worry loons the hospital have given them a pay off plan. Yep $300 a month. Hmm, which means they should be square in 278 years!!!!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
You can stop with the conspiracy theories now, the case of the floating human feet in sneakers has been solved.Yep, remember how all those feet in shoes that randomly washed up on to beaches in Canada and Washington State? Hmm, well an investigation has determined most of the feet belonged to suicide victims who had jumped from a bridge over the Fraser River. Seems when the bodies decomposed in the water the feet were protected from hungry fish, thanks to the rubber soled shoes they were wearing. And that, my friends, is mystery solved.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Give up? Ah, you will never guess. The image is a scan of a man’s scrotum. Yep, you see the face too huh? When the man from Canada began complaining about severe pain in his testicles, doctors ordered a scan and viola, they found a tumor with what looks like a face “screaming in pain”. The face, the growth and the testicle were all later removed.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
OK loons, remember those friggin 12 severed feet that have washed up on the shores of British Columbia in the last 4 years? Well police have been able to positively identify two of them. Yep, they belong to the same woman who committed suicide in 2004 by jumping from the Pattullo bridge. Her feet were found in sneakers in 2008, 6 months apart. Canadian police now suspect the other 10 feet also belong to suicide victims too.
