Move over Estee Lauder we have a new scent in town and it will make you hungry for more….introducing “Eau de Pizza Hut”. Yes, the tantalizing
stench scent of a “box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened”. Pizza Hut Canada have just released 110 bottles of the pizza smelling perfume and some lucky Facebook fans will be receiving them. Awesome.
Psst I’m holding out for the garlic bread scent.
OMG, a 7.7 earthquake has just rocked Canada and there is a tsunami warning, eh. Reports of beer going fizzy and bacon jumping off plates was the first indicator something was up. The epicentre was near the Queen Charlotte Islands.
You might be fooled into thinking this is a plot to a grisly thriller (ala American Psycho), but the Canadian Conservative Party office in Ottawa aren’t laughing, they received a human foot in the mail. A human hand was later intercepted at a post office in Ottawa and a torso in Montreal. The culprit is believed to be Luka Rocco Magnotta, a washed up porn star. Magnotta , who once dated a serial killer, is believed to have fled the country. Police suspect that a video, which has been circulating on the net showing a man being stabbed with an ice pick and being dismembered while the soundtrack to America Psycho is playing in the background, may be the actual murder. Holy horror movie Batman.
PSST By the way Loons, for all the latest on this and ever other serial killer out there, go to Psychowatchers blog Real Life Monsters.
A word of warning when going to the toilet in Canada, you might want to avoid moaning and yelling or your concerned neighbor might just ring 911 and that would be really embarrassing, now wouldn’t it? A neighbor feared the worse when she heard cries from the depths of hell coming from a basement apartment, so rang police. The police rushed over and knocked on the door several times before a red faced man answered explaining he had some toilet troubles.
Whoopsie daisy, Hamilton morning TV viewers in Canada got a little surprise when hardcore gay pornography appeared on their screens for a good minute. Fingers are pointing at a cable provider who accidentally patched it through. Awkward, eh? (for
Whatever you do Loons, don’t figgin give birth while holidaying in Canada. An Aussie woman has got herself a whopping million dollar medical bill thanks to her little bub Piper. Ms Evans went into premature labour as she was about to board a plane out of Canada, three months later she was still there (in hospital that is) with the bill just ticking away. Seems her travel insurance won’t cover her labour or the baby’s hospital care. Hmm, so lets see, $8120 a day for 90 days, plus doctors and specialists bills…hand me a martini!!! Oh but don’t worry loons the hospital have given them a pay off plan. Yep $300 a month. Hmm, which means they should be square in 278 years!!!!
Give up? Ah, you will never guess. The image is a scan of a man’s scrotum. Yep, you see the face too huh? When the man from Canada began complaining about severe pain in his testicles, doctors ordered a scan and viola, they found a tumor with what looks like a face “screaming in pain”. The face, the growth and the testicle were all later removed.