Quickest Way To Exit Cannes and Kill Your Career

Dear god, the best way to instantly kill your film career stone dead 101. Go to Cannes film festival in France to promote your film and during your press conference confess you are a Nazi sympathizer. Oh and don’t forget to implicate the star of your movie for added value. Poor Kirsten Dunst looked like she’d just watched a repeat of Marie Antoinette  while the Israeli distributors of the film were WTFing  . Oh well Lars Von Trier, se la vie, nice knowing you. The Danish film maker was given “persona non grata” status and told to get his Hitler loving ass out of there after his Nazi rant. I bet he’s praying for the Rapture!

It’s Tuesday We Must Be in… Cannes?

Just blowing in the breeze!

I am hoping their seats were screwed on real tight when those naked actors cyclists decided to surprise the paparazzi with a scene stealing entrance to the prestigious Cannes Film festival? Hmm, the Belgian director and 4 actors went starkers down the main drag on their push bikes for an unforgettable red carpet arrival. The stunt was probably the only way they could get attention for their  film La Merditude des Choses (The Misfortunates) in  this now Hollywood overloaded star studded event !  Gosh, I hope their movie is a hit or the prank will look downright dumb, embarrassing and humiliating (oh hang on it already does!). Hmm, I am thinking they may well be all nursing sore butts (and other bits) tomorrow! Good luck with the movie boys. Oh and by the way I think one of you had a flat…ah never mind!