The Difference Between A Cat and a Dog

Nothing like a shell game to prove who’s smarter ……

Shawcat Redemption

When a Brazilian prison guard noticed something weird about a white cat entering a prison gate,  he wandered over to inspect it closer and  discovered little kitty was being used as a friggin mule for the inmates. Yep, strapped to the feline’s  body were drills, small sawa, batteries, a memory card and a phone charger. No word on if the feline felon will be charged .

Want sauce with that?

Bad, Bad Kitty

I am so going to train my new kitty to be a kickass rebel.

For The Cat Who Has Everything

Can’t wait to whack my inflatable unicorn horn on my kitty.

Yes, I know, I know, you all want one. Well, get your credit card at the ready Amazon are selling them for $9.95. Click here and be sure to read all the reviews from happy customers.

Did Someone Say Plague?

An Oregon man who rescued a mouse from the clutches of a stray cat is in a critical condition in hospital suffering from the “Black Death” plague. Officials don’t know if the man was bitten by the cat or the mouse but one of them had those friggin disease carrying fleas.

Here, Kitty, Kitty …

Blahahah fooled ya!

Yeah, about that friendly grey cat that showed up at a neighborhood bonfire party last weekend that everyone was patting before it bit a guy on the ankle. Turns out it was a grey fox with rabies. Awkward.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy

A man in Australia has been arrested after he deliberately ran his sister down with his car after her cat pissed on his computer. She remains in a serious condition in hospital, bro has been arrested and the cat lives to spray another day.

Gambling Cat

I tried this with my cat and he gave me a dirty look before slinking off to find a place to sleep. I think he may have also muttered “dumbass” before curling up on the cushion but I can’t be sure as I was preoccupied watching him flip his paw at me?

Cat Fight

Look away cat lovers this is nasty. During a marital squabble in Buenos Aires, a man picked up their family cat and hurled it at his wife, she ducked and the cat flew out the window, which happened to be on the fourth floor. The cat landed on the head of a former opera singer who was crossing the road. The  woman (85)  is now in hospital with a fractured skull and the cat is dead. Don’t cry for me Arg….ah never mind.

Stewie The Cat Has The Magic Touch

Stewie the cat is either a) stealing the baby’s soul  b) about to scratch his  face off  b) soothing the bub to sleep. I suspect a) or b).

Psst Those paws dig around the kitty litter right?