For The Love Of A Cell Phone

OK people, you desperately want a cell phone, what do you do? Come on people think, what do you do? Well, if you are the young Chinese couple currently detained by Chinese police, you’d sell your six day old son, thats what. The couple who were unemployed and broke got a nice 2,500 yuan ($368) [...]

Don’t Save The Phone

OK, here’s the thing people, you can always get yourself a new phone. When a fire broke in Nathaniel Lagree’s house, the first thing he did was rescue his wife and daughter. Sadly the last thing he did was rush back into the house to retrieve his cell phone. His body was later found by [...]

Wait There’s More

And if you thought this was the end of the dumbass 911 calls of the week, you would be wrong. Introducing Joshua Basso whose prepaid cell phone ran out of call time leaving only one number free to use – 911. So anywho he uses it to ask the dispatcher if anyone would have sex [...]

Could It Get Any Easier?

OK, here’s the thing drug dealers of Yukon, Oklahoma, when you cram your cell phone into your coat pocket, make sure it’s on lock or you might find yourself in a little bit of strife. When a  drug dealer’s phone accidentally rang 911 the dispatchers could faintly hear what they thought was a deal going [...]

Gitmo Would Have Been Smarter

OK, here’s the thing Mr Saudi Arabian man, don’t nickname your wife ‘Guantanamo’ on your cell phone because she just might find out.A Saudi woman was so angry when she discovered she was listed under ‘Guantanamo’ on her husband’s cell phone contacts list she sort to end their 17 year marriage. But after some smooth [...]

Can You Get That

Cell phones are the scourge of the theatre world, especially when they go off during a performance. Watch what happens when Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig get cell phoneitis during their play “A Steady Rain”. Moral of the story, never put your phone at the bottom of your bag!

Free Ride

Now no more talk of men not being able to multi task. A man in Torronto is proof positive that males can do more than one thing at a time. Oh yes, while the unnamed guy was being dragged by a moving train, he reached into his pocket and dialed 911 on his cell to [...]

Geez and He Didn’t Even Smile!

Word of warning would-be burglars, stay away from friggin cell phones if you don’t know how to use them OK! Police in Suffolk are looking for a person matching the photo found on a victim’s cell phone. Seems that during a break-in the burglar decided to make a call on the owners cell phone. Unfortunately [...]

What Were The Chances?

OK  hon, don’t be stealing a cell phone from a taxi driver and then use it to ring for a cab the next day. Hmm, what’s the bet they will recognize the number (because you are the unluckiest bastard on earth) and ring the cops instead? Jake Ormerod (newest dumbass) broke into the home of [...]