Step Away From The Stroller

OK here’s the thing drunk man in Ohio, don’t be pushing no baby stroller with kiddies in it or you’ll get friggin arrested. Steven Melendez was pretty pissed when he placed his little snowflakes in a stroller and took them with him to pick up a money order. I don’t know how drunk he was but it must have been pretty damn noticeable because some nosy concerned citizen rang 911. That’s a child endangering and public intoxication right there.

Teaching Has It’s Uppers and Downers

OK, I know they can be little shits but teaching drunk ain’t going to make it any easier. Toro Canyon Middle School teacher Tonya Neff was arrested after she allegedly downed prescription drugs and alcohol before rocking up to her class of 7th graders. Hmm, that’s a child endangerment charge right there. Anywho, the school has decided to place her on leave. Good call!