Posts Tagged as ‘China’

November 11, 2009

Bats Do It!

Well here’s something you can bring up at your next dinner party, fruit bats are big on oral sex.Who knew. Hmm, so that’s why they are blind (Geez, granny was right!)! The new study by a team of biologists at Guangdong Entomological Institute in China, found that more than two thirds of the female Cynopterus [...]

November 8, 2009

I Wouldn’t Eat Them Now!

After 70 long years Shu Chun Teng’s prized mushroom collection has been returned to China. Pass the Soya Sauce because they’ll probably taste like crap!  Teng was a Chinese scholar who was persecuted during the Cultural Revolution (1966-76) because he smuggled his rare collection of mushies out of China by ox cart during World War [...]

October 28, 2009

What a Boob!

OMG, no seriously OMG. Chinese parents are freaking out after a sculpture of a tiny girl with enormous knockers was installed in a city park. The girl is only 20 cm tall but her breasts are friggin 5 m high and wide! Parents think the sculpture in Foshan City, Guangdong is highly embarassing. One distraught [...]

October 19, 2009

Hope Floats

Bored much?  Chinese farmer Tao Xiangli from Beijing has built himself a 6.5 long working submarine. It took him 18 months to complete and on his maiden voyage he managed to stay down at the bottom of his local river for 5 minutes.What makes his feat even more bizarre is, he only had a primary [...]

October 2, 2009

Dumbass Dog Story Of The Week

Ding Ding loves nothing better to do than go fishing. Yes, Ding Ding is a dog living in Wuchang in China. His owner Mr Lin said his pooch used to just sit on the bank and guard his clothes while he went for a dip but  soon became interested in doggy paddling around in the [...]

September 30, 2009

Hi Ho, Hi Ho It’s Off To Work We Go!

OMG. No really, OMG. A  group of pissed off Chinese dwarves, who had it up to here (or a little bit lower) with being bullied and discriminated against by the non vertically challenged, have turned themselves into a tourist attraction. No I swear, it’s true. The 120 residents of a private mountain commune in Kunming, [...]

September 27, 2009

Can’t Jump Start Them

WTF, 121 little kiddies living near a battery plant in China are suffering from high levels of lead in their blood .In laymen terms lead poisoning. Hmm, I say that is a tad better than them dying from contaminated milk. But lets face it China isn’t winning over the public with their health and safety standards. [...]

September 21, 2009

Human Kebab

What could be worse than a javelin through your knee? Hmm, well firefighters setting the javelin alight for starters. WTF! When one of Jian Liao’s classmates threw a javelin rather poorly during track training in Guilin, it sailed through the air and right into his friggin knee cap (double ouch with a cherry on top). [...]

September 18, 2009

Friggin Homemade Sun Protection Suits Should Be Banned

Oh dear, Mai Lee from Qingdao, China, scared the shit out of sun bathers when she donned on her homemade full body sun protection suit and went for a jog. Ms Lee had read a little too much about the risk of skin cancer when she decided to make herself a safety suit. One horrified [...]

September 18, 2009

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Only days after a woman claimed an elephant hurled a rock at her head, another woman, Zhou Juchang (60), claims a monkey pushed her off a cliff. Evidently she tumbled down a 7m rockface, breaking three ribs and fracturing a hip, after the primate took a dislike to her. Hello, don’t be holding a bag [...]