Do You Hear The Banjo, Fernando?

So you’re having a “white Christians only” conference with Ku Klux Klan flags and white supremacy slogans gracing the building but you say that the cross you are setting alight at the end of the three day chinwag is not a cross-burning, but rather a sacred Christian cross lighting. Hmm, Alabama you say? No one ever holds a white atheists only conference!!!