Whoopsie. A wedding planner for a five-star country house hotel in England accidentally forwarded an email to her client which was intended for her manager only …. it read
I need your advice on this wedding, I know this probably doesn’t sound very nice, but I am trying to put this wedding off as I don’t think they are the type of people that we would want to have at Stoke Park.
I spoke to the bride yesterday as she was enquiring about availability, and I have put her off for now by telling her the dates that she is looking at are not available, but she has asked me if I can get back to her with available dates around the end of June beginning of July 2013
Seems the wedding planner wasn’t at all thrilled with the couple. The bride-to-be, who was left in a flood of tears, believes the five star hotel didn’t want their £10,000 business because the groom had an eyebrow piercing and two small earrings. Either that or it was age difference, the bride is 27 and the groom 51. The bride-to-be is a law graduate and drug and alcohol counsellor while the groom works as an engineer for the Ministry of Defence.
Want sauce with that?
Look up in the sky? It’s a bird? It’s a plane? No it’s big chunk of friggin ice and it’s heading out way! A Chichester couple,Vince and Brenda Foote, are thanking their lucky stars that a massive chunk of ice which crashed through the roof of their flat didn’t friggin land on them. The ice which believed to have came from an airplane left a 3ft hole in their flat . Sheez, I hope it wasn’t a yellow color…I’m just saying!
My wife doesn't have a .... ahhhhh!!
You know most people wouldn’t complain if a naked man wandered into their hotel room. OK, they probably would! A couple staying at a hotel in Queenstown, New Zealand, got the shock of their lives when some wayward, drunk, naked, Aussie guy waltzed into their room and fell asleep in their bed. Exit couple. The terrified woman hid in the bathroom while hubby, I assume, got help. Seems the drunk naked guy was just as surprised to discover where he was, as the laughing policemen who woke him!