Crocodile Arrested

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say could be used against you in a court of….WTF. Northern Territory police arrested a crocodile and threw her in jail for several days for loitering! Yes that’s right loitering, the 2m female salty was found hanging around a town at Arrkuluk acting all innocent and [...]

I Told You Once, Now I Will Tell You Again!

How many times do I have to tell you, don’t friggin swim with the crocs. A tourist is lucky he didn’t become a crocodile meaty bite after he went for a dip in croc infested waters in Kakadu National Park. The man, who was also camping (WTF) by the waterhole, ignored all the friggin warning [...]

Cosa Nostra’s Pet of Choice

Geez, the Italian mafia make the Sopranos look like the housewives of Orange County. Italian police have just seized a 5.6ft crocodile from the home of a suspected Naples Mafia boss. They think the croc had been used to intimidate local businessmen into paying protection money (yep, that would do it!). Despite the allegations, the [...]

Pocho The Crocodile

Here’s the thing people, if you find a friggin crocodile on the banks of a river with a gunshot wound to the eye, don’t be bringing it home and caring for it, just walk away! Reason? The next thing you’ll know, 20 years on and he will still be freeloading! Chito a Costa Rican fisherman [...]

Feet Up Everyone

Hands up, who brought the friggin croc onboard? A baby crocodile has scared the living  crap out of passengers on an EgyptAir flight from Abu Dhabi to Cairo when it suddenly appeared out of nowhere mid flight. The cocky little reptile leisurely strolled down the aisle while hysterical passengers promptly lifted their feet up and [...]

Loch Ness monster of Vosges

Hmm, so what is lurking in the pond in Xertigny? Some say a croc, some say a friggin big carp. Hmm, whatever it is it’s been scaring the shit out of the locals in the small town in France. Dubbed the “Loch Ness monster of Vosges” the creature has been seen by several villagers in [...]