Holy crap, some woman has run down Lord Jesus Christ with her car. No, I am serious, he was crossing a street in Massachusetts when kaboom! Not to worry Brittany Cantarella, you’re not going to hell but you will be charged with failing to stop for a pedestrian using a crosswalk. The 50 year old man from Belchertown is indeed legally called Lord Jesus Christ. Geez, I bet he got teased at school! Anywho, big sigh of relief he will rise again.
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Never mess with a granny on a crosswalk or you might blow an airbag…..Granny 1, Impatient bastard 0