Enough Is Enough

OMG. Want to see what a totally inebriated man looks like before he gets into his car and drives off? Hmm, CCTV cameras filmed this dumbass as he stumbled across his Nissan, gives it a big kiss, relieves himself on the road ( yes, he took a long piss), raises his arm in jubilation before [...]

You Gotta Do What Ya Gotta Do

OK, obviously it wasn’t a double plate glass window. A debate is raging over footage of a transit police officer dragging a drunk man off a train and putting his head through a glass window at the West Oakland terminal. An obviously drunk Michael Gibson was filmed by a commuter as he began make [...]

Special Delivery

Imagine the surprise when a woman from Iowa came home to discover a drunk postal carrier (aka postman) rolling around on her kitchen floor chowing down on a bowl of  leftover noodles he had found in her fridge. Now that is service! No word on how long those noodles had been in the fridge!
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Wait Until She Sobers Up

Whoopsie daisy, a drunk woman was lucky to be alive after she fell onto the tracks at Boston’s North Station at the same time as a train was approaching. After the train comes to a grinding halt she gets up smiling while everyone around her are beside themselves and packing their daks. She then miraculously [...]

Are You Laughing At Me?

Hmm, sure when you’re drunk you sometimes lose your sense of humor but they are only kids and it was pretty funny! Ron Martin and his companion Charlene Mallorey  got rolling drunk before jumping on a stolen ride-on lawnmower in Ocklawaha. Problem was they didn’t see the stationary bus parked right in front of them [...]

Mad Cow

What is going on people, first a drunk clown now a drunk cow? Yes, a drunk man in a cow suit has driven his car into the Niagara River. Witnesses told police  a man soaked to the skin in a cow suit was seen dripping near a water treatment facility but took off when approached. [...]

Friggin Bozo!

My worse friggin nightmare, a drunk clown driving erratically in Vancouver. The man dressed in a clown costume, who was driving on the wrong side of the road, eventually came to a grinding halt after crashing head on into a police car. See, I keep telling you, clowns are so not funny!

Recliner Rocker !

Some old dude in Minnesota has been arrested after crashing his converted La-Z-Boy chair into a car. Oh yes, the man who made the chair into a motorized vehicle from a  converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, pranged it  into a Dodge Intrepid  while leaving the Keyboard Lounge (that is a location, not another friggin converted piece of [...]

When In Humpty Doo

An Aussie guy who drove drunk, crossed to the wrong side of the road and crashed into a concrete drain in Humpty Doo was left a little red faced. Hmm, despite having minor injuries he and his woman decided it was a good time as any to have sex (it wasn’t like they were going [...]

Once Were Warrior

I don’t know if it’s the norm, but allegedly a New Zealand man from Otago left his girlfriend unconscious in an upturned car for 9 hours so he could go back to the pub for a few more drinks. When he ran out of money he came back (in a taxi mind you) to the [...]