No seriously mister, bank robbing ain’t for you. Some Asian dude wearing a white scarf waltzed into a Madison Heights Flagstar bank, flashed a revolver and demanded cash. Not happy with his haul he went to the next customer service rep and demanded more money.When the rep told the dude he had no money, the gun accidentally went off ,scaring the shit out of the robber (not to mention the rep). The dude then fled with some money clutched in his hand.As he ran over a snow bank he dropped the money…and his gun…and a two way radio ….and his dignity!
Tag Archives: dumbass
Dumbass Robber Of The Week
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
Maru And The Small Boxes Of Hell
My favorite dumbass cat, Maru, is back. You know, the one with a box fetish. Anywho, the owner decided to mess with poor kitty by placing a series of small boxes in the room to see if Maru could squeeze his fat butt into them. Hmm, if I were him, I’d be sleeping with one eye open….Maru is one angry but determined pussy.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
So When Can You Start?
OK, here’s the thing dumbass teens, when stealing money from a Indiana Ice Cream Parlor tip jar, make sure you don’t put your names on a friggin job application form first. I’m just saying!
Hello, Is This The Bank?
No, no, no, you guys are doing it all wrong. Here’s the thing Albert Bailey you don’t ring up a bank prior to robbing it and ask to have the bag of money ready. By the time the two clowns, Albert and a 16 year old, arrived at the bank the police were waiting for them. Sgt. James Perez of the Connecticut police said the suspects were “not too bright.” Ya think!
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing
Dumbass 911 Caller of the Week
We have a winner. And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to a drunk New Jersey man who called 911 claiming he had been kidnapped…. while he was in the back of a police car.
Bankers Have The Last Laugh At Obama
OK, I hope the Republicans don’t read anything into this but some dumbassed bank robber, wearing an Obama mask, tried holding up a bank in Kirchheim, Austria. Only problem … it was friggin closed. Staff however were still inside participating in an after hours training session and took great delight in laughing as the dumbass banged on the door with his gun demanding to be let it. The more they laughed the more angry he got. In the end he took whatever dignity he had left and fled.
No Escape Route
Oh to be a dumbass. Video surveillance caught a burglar apparent lost and confused, trying to find an escape route out of the shopping center in Texas he had broken into. It was easy enough for him to get into the Market Basket via the roof but harder to escape from the ground level.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Well I Never
They Train Their Staff Well
Bummer. An epic fail for the gunmen in Melbourne who tried to rob a convenience store . Just his luck to get a “first day” employee who didn’t have a clue how to open the till. The gunman entered the store brandishing a semi-automatic handgun and demanded money. When the attendant told the gunman he didn’t know how to open the till without a purchase, he up and fled. Evidently the incident happened in the first hour of his first ever shift. Friggin Y gens!
Psst Imagine the attendant when he gets home ” Hi honey, how was your first day?”. Might want to reconsider your job options?
