Want To Own A Piece Of History?

Hmm, it’ ain’t Elvis’s hair but someone might want Mussolini’s body bits! Evidently some anonymous seller put the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini’s blood and brain up for auction on eBay with the starting bid of €15,000. Geez, I hope it comes in a jar! eBay pretty much freaked when they saw the ad and quickly [...]

Biggest Cinematic Find Found On eBay

OMG, remember the Charlie Chaplin movie Zepped, his World War I propaganda film where he pulls the piss on Germany’s Zeppelin? Probably not because it vanished years ago. Hmm, well it’s back!!! Morace Park from Essex in England bought it on eBay for $5.68. Yes, I kid you not, he bid for an old battered [...]

Just In Time For Christmas

OK loons, hands up who wants 1,090,000 fruit pies? Yes, that’s right over a million of them! With Christmas around the corner they could come in handy. Online bidding on ebay.uk has begun for this 76 ton bargain. The frozen pies are currently being housed in a British warehouse after ASDA canceled their order.The only [...]

When eBay Doesn’t Even Work!

You know your life pretty well sucks when you can’t even sell yourself on eBay. Unemployed dude Richard Lloyd from Golcar decided to whack himself onto Ebay in the hope of finding himself a job. So far the former pub boss hasn’t received a single job offer, despite describing himself as an “outstanding employee.” Hmm, [...]

Last Chance

Going, going, gone. You only have a few hours left to successfully bid to spend eternity with Marilyn Monroe people. That is as long as your reli’s don’t whip it back on ebay the moment you die. Not that they would, though I’d be putting a clause in your will just in case because it [...]

Eternity With Marilyn

OK people, hands up who wants to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe? Seems the wife of the man who presently resides there, Richard Poncher, is a little cash strapped and is putting the tomb site on eBay to pay off her million dollar home in Beverly Hills. Starting bid is $500,000 but I am [...]

Parents, Please Take Note!

Ooh and spite has hit a new all time low.William Ireland from Warwickshire is still pretty angry about his dad abandoning him as a child so he has done what any disgruntled person would do, he’s chucked dear old dad’s ashes on eBay.Go William. And I’m lovin’ your little description …”Here are the ashes of [...]

Undies or the White Glove?

Which one would you prefer to bid for, a white glove or used undies?
Times must be tough at Neverland.

A Woman’s Scorn

Friggin Unlucky. Did your mother never warn you of a woman’s scorn, my friend? “annastella007” an angry aussie, who discovered that her husband had been cheating on her, has thrown the “tarts” undies (SIZE HUMONGOUS) onto eBay. Not only that, she has also placed the one empty Ansell condom packet (Size small) on there [...]