Thank you Nanny State and Eccesiastical Insurance. They have been working especially hard this year to produce the “guide to carol singing” so we don’t have the tragedies of Christmas pasts. You know, when our precious little snowflakes sang in the middle of the road and kaboom! Or when little missy’s hair ignited from an unprotected candle flame. The four page leaflet is a sure fire way to guarantee your little sprog will return home safely this festive season!
Psst I must say I was a little disappointed it glossed over some vital carol singing hazards such as “how to dodge a bullet without dropping your candle” or “how to disarm someone coming at you with a knife.” and the all time classic ” How to cope with rejection when people shout at you to ‘Shut the f*** up or I’ll call the cops’”