Nanny State police say they had no choice but to investigate an attack on a car despite the perpetrator being 2 years old. The neighbors had rung police complaining that the toddler had deliberately hit their car with a tree branch. Even though the police from Trowbridge listed the girl as a suspect she was [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘England’
July 19, 2009
WTF Was That?
OK joggers, try not to piss off the birds. Seems some British buzzards are just as opposed to physical fitness and lycra as I am. Stuart Urquhart was out jogging in Cornwall when he was attacked by a buzzard, that’s right, a friggin buzzard. The angry little enormous thing flew down and whacked him on [...]
July 10, 2009
How Much Do You Love YOUR Dog?
And for something completely different, a family have been spraying their own urine on lampposts and trees around Bristol in the hope their missing dog will recognise their smell and come home.The Baltesz family beloved black Labrador Simon did a runner a few weeks back and failed to return home, so in a last ditched [...]
July 10, 2009
I Don’t Like Mondays
OK, warning to all students thinking of swearing at your teacher, don’t. Jack Waterhouse 14 is in hospital with serious head injures after his teacher Peter Harvey allegedly snapped and attacked him with a weight from a scale. The incident happened in a science class at All Saints’ Roman Catholic School in Mansfield, England. It [...]
July 6, 2009
Never Saw That Coming!
OK, here is the thing people who use saws for a living, keep it away fom your penis, if you know what is good for you. Carpenter Stuart Keen from Wantage, England, leaned in a little too closely when cutting a piece of wood and accidentally cut his penis off. Ouch. Unfortunately, surgeons were unable [...]
