You Might Want To Consider A Different Occupation

Remember the bus driver who was suspended for texting messages to his Facebook page while driving? Well, he’s back…hmm well sort of briefly. Jeremy Philhower’s first day back didn’t go so well, he hit and killed a pedestrian on Ninth Ave, New York. In a sad twist Seth Kahn would have been alive today had [...]

And So The Story Goes

OK, I like Facebook like the rest of you (OK, my nose just grew a bit) but WTF , Sydney University students set up a pro-rape group on the social networking site. Yes, you heard right, a PRO rape group. Geez, that is worth a few defriendings me thinks. To make matters worse the students [...]

Celebrity Albino Squirrel Dies In freak Car Accident

Look away animal lovers we have a roadkill story. Celebrity albino squirrel Snowny aka Percy or Albi has been run down and not in a good way. Flat as a tack. For 5 years the local children and animal lovers have been enchanted by the white rodent but now they can only mourn his passing [...]

And We Have a Winner

Jonathon Parker of Fort Loudoun decided that while he was robbing a house he would quickly use the victim’s computer to check his Facebook page (as you do).  Only problem was, the bugger forgot to log out. Unfriggin lucky. Enter police and one de-friending.
Psst You should have used Twitter you twit!

No Biggie

OK, you are lost under a myriad of tunnels in a storm drain, you have your cell phone, its working, what do you do people, what do you do? Why, update your Facebook status duh! Yes, two girls aged 10 and 12 from Adelaide, Australia, used their cell phones to let their friends know on [...]

All Hail Poo Girl

Oh for goodness sakes, a girl who got stuck down a portable loo at a Leed Festival has become a Facebook phenomenon. “Poo Girl” as she is now known, accidentally dropped her handbag down the toilet and got stuck when she tried retrieving it.The poor thing couldn’t reach with one arm, so of course she [...]

Another De-friending on Facebook

You should know who your friends are before you go sprouting off on your social networking site, people. A woman, who forgot her boss had been added to her Facebook page, walled a nice comment that saw her dumbass fired. It started with a “OMG I Hate my job” and went downhill from there. Advice [...]

Human Shrub is Back

Human shrub is back and guess what? He bought his wife with him…Mrs Shrub. It seems our superhero had an urgent mission to clean up a neglected flower bed on Hubert Road in Essex. The surprise attack was just the latest in the Human Shrub’s war against neglected council flower beds. As Mrs Shrubs handed [...]

Naked Nun on Facebook

Bless, an Italian woman who is planning to become a nun is suing her ex boyfriend.She wants him to remove a  topless photo of her bathing on a Sicilian beach from his Facebook page ASAP. So far no joy, the ex is refusing to remove the pic because he doesn’t want her taking those vows. [...]

A Spook on Facebook

Honey, sweetie, darl…no! You are the wife of the soon to be head of MI6 (or Secret Intelligence Service) you don’t go posting your hubby’s face on your friggin Facebook page. Geez, were you not briefed? Lady Shelley Sawers thought nothing of posting her family snaps including Sir John Sawers himself,their home, holiday destinations and [...]