Alicia Butts Excellent Adventure

You know if you are going to give a false name, Alicia Butt is a good a name as any. The drunk as a skunk woman ran a stop sign and nearly slammed head on into another car before cops decided to charge her with DUI. I think the .331 she blew on the breathalyzer and the fact she had pissed herself were signs enough. It was only after she was placed in jail did the police discover her name really wasn’t Butt. Hmm, try Dumbass!