Ewh, a woman in the US has survived a life threatening bacterial infection in her colon by having a poo transplant. Yep, the woman’s mom provided the feces that was transplanted by colonoscopy into her colon. I’m guessing they won’t be bringing that up at dinner parties!
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Give up? Well it’s a stool tool chart. Cambridge University students Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg and James King have created a yogurt type drink that can turn your shit into all the pretty colors of a rainbow to discover how sick you are. Yep, they have genetically modified all the nasty bacterias into different colors so when you down the “E.Chromi” drink and then crap in the bowl, you can self diagnose. Splendid. So, here’s rundown of the chart…
Yellow = Colitis
Green = Bowel Cancer
Red = Rotavirus
Mauve = Salmonella
Dark Blue = Stomach Ulcer
Light Blue = Worms
Brown = Good to go
This is a hypochondriacs dream!!! Oh and Mega, you might want to ignore this chart as you’ve been pooping rainbow turds for years!!!!
Well, here's hoping!!!
How far would you go to save your life ? Well, Jerry Grant is literally going to take shit from his wife to save his. Yep, poor Grant has an intestinal disease which gives him serious bouts of diarrhea. However, doctors believe by transplanting his wife’s feces into his body it might just replace the digestive bacterias he lacks and stop the runs. Hmm, now that’s love.
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The grossest thing you will hear all day. A Texas mother has been given 20 years behind bars for putting feces in her 3 year old daughter’s feeding tube while she was in hospital. Good lord! Emily McDonald was caught by a hidden camera after hospital staff became suspicious. The little girl had a history of chronic diarrhea. Blood tests revealed she had a bacteria commonly found in poop (thus the hidden camera). Staff were shocked when viewing the footage to see McDonald scooping some poop from the child’s diaper with her finger and then putting it in the child’s IV tube.
Ewh, ewh, ewh, Rasheen Harrison, smearing poo on your pregnant ex-girlfriend’s door and setting it alight, while naked, is no way to go through life. Police said Harrison allegedly stripped naked and shat in the elevator before wiping the feces on his ex’s door and setting it alight. It is also believed he set fire to himself before shouting “I’m the devil”. Harrison was eventually found by firefighters naked in the hallway with poop still on his hands. Later, while in his cell, he continued his feces painting exploits along the walls at the 120th Precinct.
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This is some good shit!
Attention people of Arizona, you might want to think twice before taking another puff on your joint. Seems smugglers may be using sewer pipes to transport marijuana from Mexico to the US. Two feces covered bales of marijuana were discovered on a rope feeding into the system following a complaint about a clogged sewer.
Psst Dear lord, have none of you smugglers heard of a plastic bags ?
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Oh for crying out loud Paul Kausalik, why did you do it? Kausalik was arrested on suspicion of drink driving and allegedly putting poo in his mouth and spitting it at police. Here’s how it unfolded. Kausalik failed a sobriety test and was taken to the police station where he asked to use the toilet. Next thing he returns with a mouthful of feces and “violently” spits the shit at a cop, hitting him on his face and head. That’s a lose/lose right there.
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A 16 year old North Hunterdon High School student is in big doodah after he caused a stink in his mid term exams. The teen allegedly asked to use the bathroom and then shat in a coffee mug with a screw on cap and returned to the classroom then removed the lid. I’d give him a few extra marks for accuracy, do you know how hard it is to poop into a mug?
Oh for the love of sanitation Darwin, you might want to reconsider closing public toilets at night. Rumor has it the city streets are awash with human feces.Evidently a shopping center manager said he hoses poo off the concrete footpaths and onto the street up to three times a day. Port Darwin MLA John Elferink said “I found four little deposits along the back – it is just gross,”. Problem is during the rainy season many itinerants move from their camps to shopping areas for shelter.
That was some shit!
You know what I hate? When a friggin plane dumps human waste across 25 acres of your farmland. I really friggin hate that. Farmer Ian Clegg from Northamptonshire has been forced to burn £8,000 worth of crops because of the shit and sanitary towels strewn throughout his fields. Not only that, he has also been forced to move his livestock indoors and have them vet checked. Sheez, don’t want any mad cows! Clegg discovered the human waste while checking on his cows and sheep. Authorities are now investigating why a plane would dump it’s “load” over the farmers property.
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