Roadkill Alert!

Oh dear god, do you have to be told? Do not and I repeat do don’t pick up friggin roadkill bear remains off the sides of highways and roads in Florida, it’s illegal. Gross. The warning follows an incident where a dead black bear was removed butchered, skinned and it’s meat cut into steaks by [...]

What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Whoopsie, I meant friggin gang colors people, gangs! Manny Kusturiss, the owner of the Inn Lounge in Florida, was getting so pissed with bikers making trouble in his bar he hung a sign in the window saying “Stop, Absolutely No Color’s”. Hmm, now the blacks hate him too! Epic fail fool!

Careless Whisper!

Too smelly, too old and now too quiet. What’s up with friggin robbers these days? Carlie McDuffie decided he wanted to rob a Family Dollar store in Florida but his demand to hand over money was spoken so quietly the clerk couldn’t friggin hear him. So the clerk asked him to repeat himself. Again McDuffie [...]

I Could Remember That Breath Anywhere!

Oh dear god, there could be nothing worse than a friggin bad breathed bank robber. No seriously, that’s gross. Florida police are on the lookout for a man with “notably bad breath” who fled the TD Bank branch in South Florida with an orange Halloween bag full of cash then zoomed off in his white [...]

Normandy Nessie

If you go into the canal today, you’re sure of a big surprise! Russ Sittloh is convinced that a 20ft mysterious serpent creature has made it’s home in the Madeira Beach canal in Florida. The 78 year old has christened the creature “Normandy Nessie” and says he often sees it’s head come up out of [...]

Falk Off!

How Much Do You Love Your Pig? Hmm, enough to move your entire family out of town? A Florida man who was told he had to get rid of Strawberry, the 300lb pet pot bellied pig, would rather get the hell out of town than give him up “the pig is like one of our [...]

Cockroach VS Weatherman

Lets see what happens when a weatherman is confronted by a cockroach during a TV broadcast on a 24 hour news station in Florida, not once but twice. Cockroach 2, Weatherman 0

Graffiti Artist Apologizes in Paint

OMG a considerate graffiti artist, what next, a polite thug? A Florida graffiti artist, who accidentally ran out of paint midway through his mastermesspiece left a note to explain why he didn’t get to finish it. The vandal artist ( and I use the word lightly) painted the words “ran out of purple” on the [...]

What Do I Have To Do?

It is alleged when Julie Hubbard was stopped for a minor traffic infringement in DeLand, Florida she kind of lost it. Not only did she spit on the leg and stomach of one of the officers, she began abusing him with racial slurs (has Harry Connick been notified?). When that didn’t seem to work she [...]

Mexican Food Listed As Deadly Object

OK,here’s the thing people, in the State of Florida throwing a burrito at a moving vehicle is a deadly weapon! Hmm, John Addie was minding his own bees wax when he saw a kid throw an object from a car and hit his front windscreen. When police arrived they noticed pieces of the burrito still [...]