Graffiti Artist Apologizes in Paint

OMG a considerate graffiti artist, what next, a polite thug? A Florida graffiti artist, who accidentally ran out of paint midway through his mastermesspiece left a note to explain why he didn’t get to finish it. The vandal artist ( and I use the word lightly) painted the words “ran out of purple” on the [...]

What Do I Have To Do?

It is alleged when Julie Hubbard was stopped for a minor traffic infringement in DeLand, Florida she kind of lost it. Not only did she spit on the leg and stomach of one of the officers, she began abusing him with racial slurs (has Harry Connick been notified?). When that didn’t seem to work she [...]

Mexican Food Listed As Deadly Object

OK,here’s the thing people, in the State of Florida throwing a burrito at a moving vehicle is a deadly weapon! Hmm, John Addie was minding his own bees wax when he saw a kid throw an object from a car and hit his front windscreen. When police arrived they noticed pieces of the burrito still [...]

Wedding Is Canceled

OMG, a bridegroom has accidentally shot his fiancee dead the night before their wedding. Whoops. When John Tabbutt heard some strange noises in his Florida  house he went off to investigate. As he approached the hallway a shadowy figured appeared so he shot at it with his .38 pistol not knowing it was his finacee [...]

I’ll Wash Your Mouth Out With ….

OMG, the special education teacher who spiked an autistic kid’s soda with Tabasco sauce has been given 2 years probation. Hello, isn’t that stuff like hell hot? The incident happened after the child took the can from her desk without permission. Guess if you are going to put Tabasco in someone’s drink you should do [...]

Raccoon Gang Bash Granny

OMG, 74 year old Gretchen Whitted is lucky to be alive after she was “gang attacked” by friggin raccoons. Yes, that’s right, raccoons. Gretchen was shooing the gang from the front door when they suddenly turned on her. Gretchen fell down and the raccoons went in for the kill, kicking, biting, scratching and punching her.A [...]

Madhatters?

Now, when I first read this story I thought, those damn Madhatters will do friggin anything to get traffic on their blog (2,126 to go) even rob pawnshops, but I think I am being too presumptious. A group of robbers in Tampa, Florida, have been using interesting everyday items on their heads to disguise themselves. [...]

It’s The 911 Winner of The Week

Lin Xu take a bow. Mr Xu was arrested for misuse of 911 after he rang the Boynton Beach, Florida, emergency line because he couldn’t find his house key. Hmm, to make matters worse when asked his address he gave his Texas one. Police are still not sure if he is visiting Florida or lives [...]

Can’t Wait To Hear Your Next Sermon!

Oh for Pete’s sakes mister,check out number 7 & 8 on your Ten Commandments list.Seventh Day Adventist Church of Reform pastor Wikler Moran-Mora got himself into some holy hotwater after faking a kidnapping so he could spend more with his girlfriend. Yes, the dunderklumpen from Florida, text his wife to say he had been kidnapped, [...]

You’re The Bomb!

When the bomb squad arrived at a house in Orlando, Florida, they expected the worse. A suspicious 18 gallon plastic container lay in the driveway of a house. To ascertain what they were dealing with, they used a robot to x-ray the contents. Turns out the plastic container didn’t contain a bomb after all. What [...]