OK, here’s the thing mister, don’t be carrying a revolver in your short’s pocket while bowling. That’s a strike …. in the leg. Seems when he went up for his turn he struck his leg with the bowling ball and kaboom.
A Florida woman is still wondering how the heck a bear managed to locked itself in her 2003 Toyota Matrix and then proceed to rip it to shreds. The unnamed bear had a yabadabadoo time stripping the seats to the metal, eating the head rests, chewing the steering wheel and scratching the heck out of the headlining before the woman’s father managed to open the door to let it out.
Psst Maybe it got pissed because it couldn’t drive a manual?
A woman has been arrested for allegedly running up and down a street and kicking people in the genitals. Sheez, that has gotta hurt.
What the hell is wrong with you Florida? A park ranger had to kill a 17ft Burmese python that had taken a fancy to picnickers in the Everglades. This is not what you want!!!!
Word of warning lady loons, never, ever undercook your man’s pizza . Some guy tried to drown his wife in a dog bowl after he got pissed about the soft crust. Seems it wasn’t to his liking so he did what any pizza loving dude would do, he rubbed the missus’ face in the dog’s water bowl. When police arrived she was still dripping wet. Hmm, that’s a attempted murder, strangulation and battery charge right there.
OK, here’s the thing. Never, ever query the food at the upscale Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Bar in Florida unless, of course, you want the owner to shoot at you. I’m just saying. Some poor customer had the audacity to complain about his meal and well, then it got ugly. The customer first suffered a mouthful from the owner and staff before being told to leave. When he and his friend got into their car , the staff began banging on it, before the owner shot at them…twice. The owner’s nephew defended his uncle’s actions “My uncle, the owner of that restaurant, was just protecting his property and making sure nobody was just coming in, getting free sushi, complaining about it, walking out,” Hmm, looks like they ain’t in Kansas anymore !!!
Oh for crying out loud, when a Florida man returned several enema kits to a store for a refund the staff whacked them back on the shelves after he claimed he hadn’t used them. Yes loons, of course he had lied, they had all been friggin used. Gross.