Oh dear god, do you have to be told? Do not and I repeat do don’t pick up friggin roadkill bear remains off the sides of highways and roads in Florida, it’s illegal. Gross. The warning follows an incident where a dead black bear was removed butchered, skinned and it’s meat cut into steaks by [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Florida’
November 20, 2009
Careless Whisper!
Too smelly, too old and now too quiet. What’s up with friggin robbers these days? Carlie McDuffie decided he wanted to rob a Family Dollar store in Florida but his demand to hand over money was spoken so quietly the clerk couldn’t friggin hear him. So the clerk asked him to repeat himself. Again McDuffie [...]
November 18, 2009
I Could Remember That Breath Anywhere!
Oh dear god, there could be nothing worse than a friggin bad breathed bank robber. No seriously, that’s gross. Florida police are on the lookout for a man with “notably bad breath” who fled the TD Bank branch in South Florida with an orange Halloween bag full of cash then zoomed off in his white [...]
November 18, 2009
Normandy Nessie
If you go into the canal today, you’re sure of a big surprise! Russ Sittloh is convinced that a 20ft mysterious serpent creature has made it’s home in the Madeira Beach canal in Florida. The 78 year old has christened the creature “Normandy Nessie” and says he often sees it’s head come up out of [...]
November 9, 2009
Graffiti Artist Apologizes in Paint
OMG a considerate graffiti artist, what next, a polite thug? A Florida graffiti artist, who accidentally ran out of paint midway through his mastermesspiece left a note to explain why he didn’t get to finish it. The vandal artist ( and I use the word lightly) painted the words “ran out of purple” on the [...]
October 14, 2009
Mexican Food Listed As Deadly Object
OK,here’s the thing people, in the State of Florida throwing a burrito at a moving vehicle is a deadly weapon! Hmm, John Addie was minding his own bees wax when he saw a kid throw an object from a car and hit his front windscreen. When police arrived they noticed pieces of the burrito still [...]