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Forgetful Shiplifter

OK, here the thing Shannon Cooper, when you go on a shoplifting spree you should always remember to take your 2 year old son with you when you leave, otherwise it’s really embarrassing to have to come back. When Ms Copper ran out the Dollar General armed with her stolen goodies she forgot one thing, her son, but luckily a customer picked him up and yelled at the woman to get the hell back. Of course she came back, grabbed her kid and took off again. Shame she forgot one other thing. Her friggin wallet! Police came a knocking soon after and charged her with child neglect, retail petit theft and resisting without violence.

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