Hey, Who Stole My Boules Balls?

You know what I hate? When your boules balls keep disappearing and you  discover the culprit is a fox. I know what you’re thinking but boules balls are used in the game of petanque (similar to bocce) Stay focused loons, stay focused. Anywho, the French player, who  thought the local kids were nicking them at night from his private pitch ,  set up an infrared camera only to discover a local fox was running off with them.

Fox 1, Hunter 0

Don’t mess with Belarus foxes if you know what’s good for ya. A hunter got as good as he gave when a fox accidentally shot him in the leg. The unnamed man had wounded the fox and was about to kill it with the butt of his rifle when the fox struck back. After wrestling with the hunter for a while, it’s paw accidentally pulled the trigger and kaboom!

Psst Fox took off never to be seen again.

Fox On The Run

Two nine month old twin girls are in a serious condition in hospital after being attacked by a fox while they were sleeping in their cots in friggin London. The babies are believed to have arm wounds after the animal crept into the house and up the stairs into their bedrooms and attacked them in  Stoke Newington. Sly aren’t they?

Fox Trot!

Look at me kids, mommy is a human!

Oh bless, who’s got a little shoe fetish then? Seems a fox in Germany has taken a liking to shoes. Dubbed Emelda Marcos, the vixen has been stealing footwear from the residents of Fohren for months. A forestry worker found over 120 of them near the fox’s lair. Evidently she has been using them to amuse her little cubs… which would probably explain the tiny little teeth marks in them!