Train Proof

When a freight train driver in Blenheim called police believing he had run over someone on the tracks, everyone expected to be looking for a mangled body but instead they found a drunk man still asleep between the tracks. In fact he had slept through the whole thing, despite having cuts on his forehead from the train.

Shocking

OK, here’s the thing French amateur photographer, when sneaking into a railway yard to shoot soft porn on top of a freight train with a young model, make sure there aren’t any power lines or things that go zap. The poor guy got the shock of his life when he climbed onto a roof of a train. He’s now in a major burns unit with burns to over 50% of his body and serious legions.

I’m Gonna Be Late For Work!

Honey, sweetie, darl, when you decide to hop a freight train to catch a ride to work, don’t be ringing 911 when the friggin train fails to stop at your destination. The dude rang from atop the train and also bitched about being cold. That’s a misdemeanor trespassing charge right there.

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