Mad Hatters and Their Friggin Flag Widget

Normally I am never this bored but after tirelessly trawling for stories I thought I would pull the piss on my mates at the Mad Hatters. You see loons, I hate those friggin “live traffic feed” widgets, you know, the ones that  show where the hell your traffic is coming from (yes, Lynn and [...]

Word From The Wise

According to Madonna, men her age are “usually married, divorced, grumpy, fat and balding”. Hmm, according to the Friggin loon, women her age are…ah never mind!

Friggin Dumbassed Dog!

Dumbassed dog thinks he can get one up on a cat, sheez!

Useless Friggin Information

OK Loons, as it is a slow news day  I thought a dollop of useless information would warm the cockles.
Butterflies taste with their feet.(So should some chefs!)
Over 2,500 left handed people are killed each year from using right handed products. (Hmm, I wonder how many right handed people are killed using left handed products?)
Hot water [...]

Honey, Why Is The Dog Stuck To The Fridge?

Polly the blue heeler has a liking for magnets it seems. The partial blind and arthritic Polly was left alone in her owner’s printing business for just a short time when she discovered a box of stick magnets and decided to chew on a few. When Cathy James returned she found a couple still in [...]

Loch Ness Monster Sighted on Google Earth!

WTF. First we have proof Jacko is alive and now Nessie (and it isn’t even April!). Is the whole world friggin messing with me? Jason Cooke claims he was Google Earthing and spotted an unusual shape, that looked a hell of a lot like the infamous Loch Ness Monster, frolicking in the Scottish Loch .If [...]

Hey, Yeah You!

Someone found the Friggin Loon by searching “Loon Defecate”.Now that isn’t very nice. Sure you find a bit of shit but please, I don’t defecate that often!

The Person I Don’t Want To Be This Week

Drum roll please…the person I don’t want to be this week is  President Obama for wearing those god damn mom jeans (ooh and for throwing like a girl).  Could there be no greater shame? Sure, I could have easily picked this week’s “I don’t want to be  person”, amongst some worthy contenders like the mastermind [...]

What We Have Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

The Loon is temporary on a little break down by the seaside. Hmm, unfortunately due to the primitive location (away from the maddening crowd) I have to write from a run down roadhouse because there is no friggin Internet connection. If by any chance you don’t see a post within 24 hours it means I [...]

So Where Are My Friggin Tickets?

OK, so I am not a big Michael Jackson fan, but the Friggin Loon did enter the Jackopot in hope of attending the funeral. I know, I know. But people, it is going to be the biggest funeral event since …who was the guy in the flares? So anywho I wanted my OMG Twitter moment, [...]