British Spy In Locked Sports Bag Was Murdered

Remember the British spy who was found decomposing in a locked sports bag in a bathtub? Well, the coroner has announced after nearly two years Gareth Williams was likely killed in a criminal act. Hmm, no shit Sherlock, I could have told you that! Evidently, they will now be DNAing 50 intelligence agency colleagues to try and match DNA samples they found in his apartment.

The Plot Thickens

Oh for crying out loud, now British police think the dead MI6 spy found in a sportsbag in a bathtub in London may have been killed by a gay lover. Hmm, makes sense, a gay man wouldn’t leave a body just lying dead in a bathtub, now would he? And we all know foreign spies would have made the death look like suicide. Gareth Williams, whose private life is now under a microscope after his body was found in a sports bag ,  may have been a closet transvestite (not that there is anything wrong with that). Hmm,   I would like to think of it more as he was working undercover? Anywho, if any one comes across a laptop with files marked “Top Secret” you might want to give Scotland Yard a buzz, seems his computer is AWOL!

Psst In the good old days the general public were never privy to such intimate details, especially where government intelligence agencies were concerned. Isn’t that right J Edgar Hoover?

I Think His Cover Was Blown!

Ewh, what’s red and black and lies in a bathtub? A dead top-secret British spy in a sports bag. It’s all a bit hush hush at the moment but the body of a man found in a London flat is believed to have been working for MI6 (Brits Secret Intelligence Service). Police discovered the partially decomposed remains in a sportsbag in a bathtub after friends became concerned about his whereabouts. Some reports are claiming the murder scene showed signs of being ritualistic in nature.

UPDATE Police have released the name of MI6 agent found dead in the bathtub, he was Gareth Williams. Authorities are concerned that a missing laptop could contain state secrets.