Shopping Cart Rage

A woman in Germany maybe charged with premeditated assault after she rammed her shopping trolley into the heels of another shopper during a fit of shopping cart rage. The incident happened when the woman got pissed at another shopper for not letting her pass in line. So enraged she left the line and attempted to pay for her purchase at the info desk. After being told no, she stormed out of the store. As luck would have it as she was leaving she spied the other woman so she grabbed her cart and rammed it into her heels. Unfortunately for her, witnesses grabbed her number plate as she fled the scene. When police arrived at her home a short time later she told them “I lost control of my shopping cart, it’s not like they have anti-lock brakes,” Meanwhile, the victim was carted away in an ambulance.

Nazi Christmas Carols Anyone?

Everybody sing

What was supposedly a German children’s charity fundraising Christmas CD has turned into a PR nightmare after it was discovered that some of the carols on the album contained words to Nazi songs sung by the Hitler Youth movement. Over 50,000 of the CDs were sent to households by the charity who were unaware the CDs had been hacked by a far right group.

Nutcracker On Ice

Talk about an epic ice fail. A German man was attempting to jump into a frozen pool and shatter the layer of ice  but instead this is what happened …..

 

You’re So Grounded

Aw mom!!!

A 14 year old kid from Germany is in soooooooo much trouble after he pawned his mom’s jewelry, worth around $5,000 for about $500, so he and his mate could spend it on prostitutes. Hmm, they financed two trips to a brothel before his mother found out. Hell yes, she is pressing charges!!!! Police are also investigating the brothel for accepting clients under 18.

So Where Was The Murder Weapon Found?

Whoopsie, German state prosecutors have admitted they made a big boo boo when they sold a suspected murderer’s getaway car. Problem? The murder weapon was still inside. Bigger problem, they had failed to find it, despite police using sniffer dogs. The biggest problem, the suspect Ali B, who allegedly shot and killed his 13 year old daughter, has fled and his wife and three sons are missing. The gun was found by the new owner  in August, after prosecutors sold the car rather than spend money on storage in December , 2011.

Greece Is Clutching At Straws

You know your country is screwed when you have to set up a task force to scour the historical archives looking for unpaid reparations to starve off bankruptcy . Seems Germany may still owe Greece some $7.5 million  for Nazi war crimes . Greece believes they still have the right to lay claim to the unpaid World War II money. Hmm, this could be interesting considering Germany has been the biggest donor of bail out packages for the debt ridden country since Greece’s plummet from the Eurosphere .

Fans of Parallel Parking

Bad enough just having to parallel park let alone having to contend with a drunken mob of footy fans cheering you on.

Sexist or Smart?

A mayor in a small town in Germany has designated special parking spaces just for men in several car parks because…wait for it…. they are harder to get into.

Psst Don’t worry ladies, they’ll spend most of the time driving around trying to  find them.

A Night To Remember

This can not end well, have they not seen Incident Proposal? A German couple are offering a complete stranger the chance to have sex with the woman on her wedding night. Evidently, it has been their long time fantasy to have a stranger seduce the bride and then have sex with her in front of hubby. The couple posted the fantasy on a auction site without any restrictions, meaning the highest bidder wins. Hmm, I can imagine they are going to get some keepers!!! Oh did I mention the lucky chap gets to foot the bill for the hotel?

Psst Wonder if she’ll wear white?

Will They Never Learn?

Well ain’t this ironic, rats have chewed through an electric cable powering a fountain in the town of  Hamlin in Germany. Should have paid the Pied Piper!