DIY Locomotive

OK boys, it probably sounded  like a good idea at the time but building a friggin homemade locomotive out of crap such as garden furniture and then taking it for a spin on the Erfut railway lines in Germany…dumbassiness. The six dudes had even included a makeshift refreshment bar (OK a beer crate) for their [...]

Bad Day At The Office

Some people aren’t meant for a life of crime, right OJ? So it was no surpise when a would-be crook in Germany handed himself into police after four epic fails in the same day.Yep, Ralf Lautenbach was having one of those dumbassed robber days. It started off with too failed hotel hold ups , followed [...]

When an Editorial Feud Gets Ugly

Here’s the thing people, if you want to get back at your rival editor, commission an artist to make a plastic relief of him sporting a 6m penis and place it on the facade of your building, that should do it! The long standing feud between German left wing newspaper Die Tagezeitung and right wing [...]

We Can Fit You In After The Hippo

Oh dearie me, a German man who weighed a whopping 230 kg (507lb) has died after refusing to pop down to the nearby zoo for an x-ray. Evidently Thomas Lessmann was a tad too fat to fit into a normal x-ray machine so his doctor referred him to the Hagenbeck Zoo. Humiliated, he refused to [...]

Cat Denied Visiting Rights

OK, you have been a bad, bad, Buddhist bank robber but does that mean your cat should be denied visiting rights? Come on, it’s your reincarnated mother for goodness sakes.Peter Keonig who is serving a five year jail term for robbing banks in Whirl, Germany went to court to demand the right for his cat [...]

Chilli Sauce Can Be A Lethal Weapon

Did you know that there is a kebab stand in Bremen, Germany who’s chilli sauce is so hot the police are investigating whether it is capable of causing grievous bodily harm? Hmm, seems the kebab worker used the sauce during a fight over a napkin. End result, the kebab dude threw the chilli sauce into [...]

How Desperate Are You?

OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to build a male sex doll called Nax, don’t make him look like the stoned out sleazy guy woman avoid like the plague at nightclubs (for starters). Despite being described as “a giant of a man with athletic appeal.”, the creepy follically challenged dude, with a [...]

Something Stinks in Britain

How do you piss off Austria and Germany all at the same time? Put less baked beans in their tins of Heinz for starters. Ooh and then when that is complete, you might want to think about watering down the sauce, just to let them know who’s boss! A study by an Austrian newspaper has [...]

In A Pot Everyone Can Hear You Scream

When the Neubaum family from Germany heard screaming coming from their cellar they thought the worse and called the cops. But instead of finding some dumbassed burglar they found a dumbassed hedgehog with a yoghurt pot stuck on its head. Hmm, because of how the pot was positioned on the little hedgehogs noggin it’s screams [...]

Watch Where You’re Going Stupid Blind Bear

Watch as the mascot for the IAAF World Track & Field Championships crashes into a cart while carrying Jamaican Melaine Walker, the 400m hurdle world champion, on his back.
Psst Rumors are it was Lashinda Demus’s dad in the bear suit! Kidding!!! But did anyone see Caster?