Oh dearie me, a German man who weighed a whopping 230 kg (507lb) has died after refusing to pop down to the nearby zoo for an x-ray. Evidently Thomas Lessmann was a tad too fat to fit into a normal x-ray machine so his doctor referred him to the Hagenbeck Zoo. Humiliated, he refused to [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘germany’
November 4, 2009
Cat Denied Visiting Rights
OK, you have been a bad, bad, Buddhist bank robber but does that mean your cat should be denied visiting rights? Come on, it’s your reincarnated mother for goodness sakes.Peter Keonig who is serving a five year jail term for robbing banks in Whirl, Germany went to court to demand the right for his cat [...]
September 18, 2009
How Desperate Are You?
OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to build a male sex doll called Nax, don’t make him look like the stoned out sleazy guy woman avoid like the plague at nightclubs (for starters). Despite being described as “a giant of a man with athletic appeal.”, the creepy follically challenged dude, with a [...]
September 17, 2009
Something Stinks in Britain
How do you piss off Austria and Germany all at the same time? Put less baked beans in their tins of Heinz for starters. Ooh and then when that is complete, you might want to think about watering down the sauce, just to let them know who’s boss! A study by an Austrian newspaper has [...]
September 14, 2009
In A Pot Everyone Can Hear You Scream
When the Neubaum family from Germany heard screaming coming from their cellar they thought the worse and called the cops. But instead of finding some dumbassed burglar they found a dumbassed hedgehog with a yoghurt pot stuck on its head. Hmm, because of how the pot was positioned on the little hedgehogs noggin it’s screams [...]
August 19, 2009
Stranger Danger
Sometimes being nice just doesn’t pay.Nice guy Resul Mor was driving home from work in Hamburg when a man flagged down his car and begged him to take his seriously ill wife to hospital.Not the kind of guy to refuse, Resul obliged. So you can imagine his shock when two weeks later he receives a [...]