We Can Fit You In After The Hippo

Oh dearie me, a German man who weighed a whopping 230 kg (507lb) has died after refusing to pop down to the nearby zoo for an x-ray. Evidently Thomas Lessmann was a tad too fat to fit into a normal x-ray machine so his doctor referred him to the Hagenbeck Zoo. Humiliated, he refused to [...]

Cat Denied Visiting Rights

OK, you have been a bad, bad, Buddhist bank robber but does that mean your cat should be denied visiting rights? Come on, it’s your reincarnated mother for goodness sakes.Peter Keonig who is serving a five year jail term for robbing banks in Whirl, Germany went to court to demand the right for his cat [...]

Chilli Sauce Can Be A Lethal Weapon

Did you know that there is a kebab stand in Bremen, Germany who’s chilli sauce is so hot the police are investigating whether it is capable of causing grievous bodily harm? Hmm, seems the kebab worker used the sauce during a fight over a napkin. End result, the kebab dude threw the chilli sauce into [...]

How Desperate Are You?

OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to build a male sex doll called Nax, don’t make him look like the stoned out sleazy guy woman avoid like the plague at nightclubs (for starters). Despite being described as “a giant of a man with athletic appeal.”, the creepy follically challenged dude, with a [...]

Something Stinks in Britain

How do you piss off Austria and Germany all at the same time? Put less baked beans in their tins of Heinz for starters. Ooh and then when that is complete, you might want to think about watering down the sauce, just to let them know who’s boss! A study by an Austrian newspaper has [...]

In A Pot Everyone Can Hear You Scream

When the Neubaum family from Germany heard screaming coming from their cellar they thought the worse and called the cops. But instead of finding some dumbassed burglar they found a dumbassed hedgehog with a yoghurt pot stuck on its head. Hmm, because of how the pot was positioned on the little hedgehogs noggin it’s screams [...]

Watch Where You’re Going Stupid Blind Bear

Watch as the mascot for the IAAF World Track & Field Championships crashes into a cart while carrying Jamaican Melaine Walker, the 400m hurdle world champion, on his back.
Psst Rumors are it was Lashinda Demus’s dad in the bear suit! Kidding!!! But did anyone see Caster?

Doors May Have To Be Made A Little Wider!

It must be “obese people being lifted out by crane” week. In Germany an overweight woman had to be craned out from her home in Bottrop after all atempts failed to get her through the door. The woman who weighed 250kg (550lb) was placed on a stretcher and lowered from a top floor window to [...]

I Know It Looks Bad Officer But I Can Explain!

OK parents, wrapping your kid up like he was a piece of furniture is just asking for trouble.Anne and Harald Wellbrock from Neustadt, Germany, were trying to make a house move a little easier for their five year old son Stephan by playing “Your a piece of furniture” game. So they wrapped him in packing [...]

Stranger Danger

Sometimes being nice just doesn’t pay.Nice guy Resul Mor was driving home from work in Hamburg when a man flagged down his car and begged him to take his seriously ill wife to hospital.Not the kind of guy to refuse, Resul obliged. So you can imagine his shock when two weeks later he receives a [...]