Manson Has The Devil On His Side

What did I do?

Lordie, lordie, lordie, the lawyer for Charles Manson, nicknamed “The Devil’s Advocate”,  wants Obama to set the crazy man free. Free I say, free. Giovanni Di Stefano claims Manson is not a murderer but simply a cult leader. Technically yessssss. Oh and it gets better, the lawyer says the only thing Manson is guilty of is telling his followers to “do something witchy” and never, ever specifically said to commit murder. He is demanding a new trial for Manson. Good luck with that.

Psst Oh and if you recognise the name Di Stefano, he’s the same attorney who represented Saddam and Chemical Ali.

2nd Psst What would happen if Manson was released? Witness protection and a cushy job at Starbucks?

Want sauce with that?

And a second helping?

Vintage Viagra

and order was once again restored in the household

Giovanni di Stefano from Palermo,Italy, decided that it was high time he impressed the missus and improve the sex life by popping a Viagra. Well, it didn’t really work, the wife  freaked at the sight of an excited 82 year old and promptly called the cops. That sort of ended that. Police really didn’t have to do anything, the drama was enough to put Giovanni back into a life of erectile dysfunction. Nice try. The wife claims she was worried he would have a heart attack. Hmm, wouldn’t you ring for an ambulance then?