Butterflies taste with their feet.(So should some chefs!)
Over 2,500 left handed people are killed each year from using right handed products. (Hmm, I wonder how many right handed people are killed using left handed products?)
Hot water is heavier than cold water. (I’m guessing only if you wee in it!)
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet (ewh, that will explain it!)
Grapes explode when heated in a microwave. (so do poodles!)
The Spanish equivilent to UFO is OVNI …Objecto Volador No Identificado. (Hmm, in Loon Land is is simply WTF!).
The IRS has a manual for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. (Those bastards!).
A spotted skunk does a handstand before spraying! (So do I….kidding…way too hard).
Hmm, seems I have some skeptics amongst the loons, so without further ado here is the friggin spotted handstanding skunk!