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Has Happy Feet Become Shark Bait?

I guess we won't be getting our World Cup tees!

Look away Happy Feet fans, the wayward Emperor penguin may have been eaten. His tracking device stopped working on Friday leading many to believe the  directionally challenged bird may have became lunch for a shark. Some optimists, including scientists, think the tracking device may have simply fallen off. Either way, we will never really know the fate of the penguin, unless of course he ends up back on some New Zealand beach eating sand.

Psst It always ends in tears :(

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Happy Feet Has No Sense Of Direction

He better not have got me a t-shirt!!!

Oh for the love of god. Remember Happy Feet the wayward penguin who got lost and ended up in New Zealand? Yeah, him. Well anywho, after being nursed back to health he hitched a ride on a ship back to the Antarctic and was released yesterday. From information gathered from the tracking device , the friggin fool has done a u-turn and is heading back to New Zealand. Stupid is, as stupid does!

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Happy Feet Update

I know you are all wondering what happened to the wayward Emperor penguin which found its way onto a New Zealand beach after taking a wrong turn to Antarctica. Well, Happy Feet (so not original) is currently recovering from an operation to remove beach sand from its gut after it began eating it to try and keep cool. OK, not so bright Happy Feet thought the sand was friggin ice . Yep, not the sharpest tool in NZ the shed! Anywho, if the penguin survives they may consider returning it home. Hmm, but at the moment it is quite content to lie on a bed of party ice at the Wellington zoo.

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Friggin Happy Feet

Never, ever give a penguin Red Bull.

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