OK, most people save a nice bottle of wine for retirement, not our man Henry A. Moak Jr. Nope, he waited 36 years to open a can of C-ration pound cake for his goodbye celebrations. The can had been in his possession since 1973 when he was a helicopter pilot in Vietnam and vowed to open it on his retirement. Nothing like botulism to see you through to old age. After grabbing a handful and throwing it into his mouth he declared the cake “good” and “it’s still kind of moist”. Ecoli is kind of moist right? Good luck with that Mr retired Pentagon man. Hmm, you might want to patent that can!
Psst That is a one seriously yellow cake.Hmm that would have made the soldiers hyper for a few hours.
