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Pants Shitter Awarded Purple Heart

Feel good story of the week…. a man who shat his pants in grade school goes on the win a Purple Heart

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New Respect For Anna Bligh

Disasters can make or break a politician. Remember when besieged  New York mayor Giuliani mesmerized the world during  September 11th and became everyone’s hero. Hmm, oh then there was George W’s  dismal failings during Hurricane Katrina. Well anywho, Anna Bligh, no matter what anyone may have thought of her in the past,  has become a true Aussie hero and worthy leader. Not only did she grab  the Queensland disaster with both hands and lead her State through the most trying of times, she dropped the usual political rhetoric and baffling bullshit to address the people of Queensland  like a real human being. Wouldn’t it be great if  all politicians could lead like this in the worst AND BEST of times. No hidden agendas, no points scoring, just good old fashion honesty and sincerity.

Psst Hmm, oh and by the way, regardless, I still hate politicians.Oh and where the hell has Tony Abbott been?

Here’s a clip which highlights the blaring contrast between being human and being a friggin politician …

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Kickass Hero Saves Guide From Great White Shark

Kickass Hero

OMG, there is one very sorry assed shark swimming around Rockingham today. The great white was thwarted from lunching on a snorkeler by a kickass hero who grabbed it’s tail and yanked him off the left buttock of Elyse Frankcom (19). The attack happened during a “swim with the dolphins” tour in Perth. Frankcom, one of the Rockingham Wild Encounters tour guides, was snorkeling in about 7m of water when the 3m great white struck. It sunk its teeth into her hip and left buttock before the kickass hero (who declined to give his name) grabbed the sharks tail, making it let go of her. Not done, the kickass hero then dived underwater to grab the now sinking tour guide, pulling her back to the surface and onto the boat. Ms Frankcom, who is expected to make a full recovery, told medics she also punched the shark in the face. Humiliated much Mr great white shark ?

Psst A search is now on to identify the kickass hero so he can be nominated for Australia’s highest award for heroism. AND no it wasn’t Chuck Norris!

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Man of Steel

A big shout out to British soldier Lance Corporal Luke Reeson who was shot in the face by the Taliban but simply spat out the bullet and walked 2 miles for medical help. The bullet evidently bounced off his body armor went up his lower cheek (breaking his jaw) before ending up in his mouth. Reeson is expected to make a full recovery.

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Destiny Was Sitting Right There On The Road

Destiny Flores is one lucky baby after she wandered out of her parents house in San Antonio and plonked herself right smack in the middle of the road. Fortunately the bus driver, Mike Hubbard,who was zooming along at the time, slammed on the brakes just in time to avoid making little baby road kill.

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Right Between The Eyes

Stand up Flight Lieutenant Ian Fortune and take a bow. The British helicopter pilot was shot between the eyes by a Taliban bullet while picking up casualties during a fight between American and Afghan forces. For 8 minutes Fortune, with blood pouring into his eyes, battled to control the Chinook and get his 20 passengers to safety. The bullet hit the metal rail on the front of his helmet and then boom, straight between the eyes as Fortune was taking off with injured soldiers. Despite being injured and another bullet hitting the controls and shutting down the stabilisation system he managed to stop it from spiraling out of control and land the helicopter at Camp Bastion. Hero.

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Fine Line Between Being an Idiot or a Hero

All hail the Argentinian man who jumped off the back of a motorcycle to push a van off the tracks as a friggin train came barreling down. Geez, what a fine line between epic win and epic fail!

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