So Very Joe Pesci

You know you are living a crazy complicated life when you get caught trying to hire a hit man to bump off another hit man who killed your wife.

Author Went Real Life

Anyone heard of crime writer Nancy Mancuso Gelber? Nope, didn’t think so. Well anywho, she allegedly hired a hitman to bump off her hubby. Egads. Seems cops got wind of her plan and organized an undercover investigator to pose as the potential killer and you can pretty much guess the rest. Well, on the bright side, at least she will have time on her hands for writing.

They Have A Website For That?

OK, here’s the thing lady who hired a hit man a) don’t use a website called hitmanforhire.com and b) for god sakes don’t use friggin paypal. Marissa Mark allegedly hired  a man  to shoot her ex boyfriend’s girlfriend in the head for $37,000 . Mark had paid $19,000 on her Paypal account using stolen credit cards and was going to pay the rest after the murder. Unfortunately for her, the hit man, Essam Ahmed Eid, couldn’t go through with it because the woman looked like his daughter, so he offered to bump Marissa Mark off on her behalf instead. Hmm, equal opportunity hit man, nice! Anywho, now Mark is facing 56 years in prison if found guilty.