A Texas teacher is in big doodah after she ordered a group of school kids to line up and take turns in whacking an alleged school bully. It’s is believed up to 24 kids were told by the teacher to hit 6 year old Aiden and later to “hit him harder” in order to teach him a lesson. Another teacher who had suggested the idea is also in trouble. Oh well, another one who won’t like Mondays!!!
Tag Archives: hit
Watch Out For The Big Purple …. Oh Never Mind
A Texas student is licking his wounds after getting cleaned up by a big purple bus. The first rule of foam sword fight is don’t step on the road….
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt
Death by Flying Deer Parts
Some poor woman In Pennsylvania has been killed by flying deer parts. Yes, it’s true. She was driving along minding her own bees wax when parts of a deer flew threw her window. The deer had been struck by another vehicle when kaboom, splat.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
New Date For The End of the World
Ok loons, no need to panic just yet, that asteroid which will hurtled past earth tonight is definitely going to miss us but we may not be so lucky in 2036. Seems scientists have an eyebrow raised over another flying boulder which could see a collision occur in 2036. So the Mayans got it wrong too then?
Filed under I'm Just Saying !
No Shit Sherlock
Attention all crooks in Sweden, if you plan to commit a crime, make sure you don’t leave a friggin pile of poop at the scene for the police to later DNA and link to you. Two robbers, who broke into a farm, tied up the owner and made off with money and a car now regret having taken a crap before setting the car alight. Tsk, tsk, I hope they wiped their bums!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, Whoops!
Incoming Dead Satellite
Sorry I didn't believe you Loon!!!!
Incoming space junk should be heading this way very shortly. Might want to wear a helmet over the weekend. I’m just saying! Half a ton of satellite could damn hurt! Oh and if you thought you were safe in the US , think again. NASA have announced the dead satellite isn’t hurtling to Earth as fast as they thought and could now hit the States. Hmm, might want to get Erin Brockovich’s phone number handy.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Never Work With Children, Animals or Pyrotechnics
The worst footage of a newsreader being engulfed in pyrotechnics you are going to see all day!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
