There Is Something In The Water

Word of warning dear tourists, if you happened to be staying at a hotel where the water tastes “funny” you might want to spit it out NOW. A couple who spent 8 days at a hotel in LA were horrified to learn the reason why their water tasted strange was due to the fact that there was a three week old decomposing body in the rooftop water tank of the hotel. Yes siree they drank, showered and brushed their teeth in it. The couple told reporters ”The moment we found out, we felt sick to the stomach, quite literally. We’re not well mentally. It’s the psychological stuff. If you think about it, it’s not good.”

Want Sauce With That?

OMG, That Man Just Waved At Me!!!!

Whoopsie, a hotel in New York forgot to rehang curtains after room renovations and many unfortunate guests discovered people waving and taking photos of them while they were taking a dump sitting on the toilet.

Smile!!!

Babysitter Fail

Minding a 5 year old child or lying topless in a hotel parking lot ?  This was the dilemma facing a Florida babysitter. She chose the latter.

Honey, I Think This Maybe A Revised Addition?

Holy Gideon Bible Batman.  A hotel in England has ditched the standard “Bible in the bedside draw ” for the mommy porn steamy novel Fifty Shades of Grey on the nightstand. The local vicar is not amused stating “The Bible remains a source of comfort and inspiration that many people do find helpful.” Hmm, some could argue the same for Fifty Shades.

Divorce Hotel

Is that room service?

Want a amicable  divorce , go to the Netherlands. An entrepreneur has set up a chain of divorce hotels, where you can rid yourself of your spouse in luxury. Separate rooms of course. The hotel offers a set of divorce papers in your hands within three days and also provides lawyers, mediators and psychologists.That mini bar better be stocked!!!

RIP Jani Lane

The ex lead singer of Warrant has been found dead in a LA hotel room. Lane became famous for penning the band’s biggest hit, Cherry Pie, but eventually left to pursue a solo career. He had a history of alcohol problems. Lane was 47.

Business is Bussiness

You are an Australian government employee on a work trip when you decide to have a little hanky panky with a guy in your hotel room. During sex a glass light  fitting friggin falls from the ceiling straight onto your face causing  not only psychological injuries but physical injuries to your nose, mouth and teeth. What do you do? Sue the government’s workplace safety body, ComCare, for compo that’s what! Her lawyer are arguing that her injuries were sustained during a work trip and therefore qualifies for compensation.

Psst Why not sue the friggin hotel?

Not Tonight Honey!

You know what I hate? When you are on hols and you accidentally enter the wrong hotel room and climb semi naked into bed with a Spanish couple. I really friggin hate that! ? Hmm, so too does the woman who woke up to find Gary Oddie lying on top of her. She screamed, her boyfriend woke up and Mr Oddie (who was apparently drunk) refused to leave. Mr Oddie now has free accommodation at the local jail and a great travel story!

La Screwed

Oh boy, IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s world just got a whole lot messier with reports his DNA has been found on the clothes of the chambermaid he’s been accused of attempting to rape. Oh and by DNA I’m talking sperm! Bummer.

Portuguese Star Castrated In New York Hotel

Portuguese TV journalist Carlos Castro (65) has been found castrated and bashed to death in a New York Hotel. His young boyfriend model Renato Seabra has been taken into custody. The couple had just been to the musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and the movie The Black Swan and were to have dinner with Luis Pires ,the editor of Luso- Americano ,when something obviously went terrible wrong. Pires said the men had jealousy issues.